Fruit Fly News: Thanksgiving Day In Jail

Good evening and welcome to Fruit Fly News, my name is Frizzie McBee. In the news today we have learned that a human rights group based in the United States has filed a lawsuit against the US Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld in Germany. Under German law, lawsuits against any crime originating anywhere in the [...]

Racism Is Fun! …Apparently.

Yesterday, Rep-Elect Keith Ellison (DFL-MN 5th Cong Dist) was interviewed on CNN Headline News by Glenn Beck. I have a hard time trying to figure out how Glenn Beck brings anything newsworthy, let alone him being on Headline News. In that conversation, Glenn Beck said to Mr.  Ellison: “OK. No offense, and I know Muslims. [...]

A Fruit Fly Rant: Arrogance

I’m not one to stand here and dump my opinion into cyerspace. I have much more enjoyment and satisfaction at creating oddball characters, putting them into oddball situtations all in an effort to make a statement. Personally, most blogs I don’t like or don’t pay attention to because the author jabbers on about things that [...]

Turd Blossoms and Cow Patties

I’m not very good with paintbrushes and stuff, so please forgive me. I thought it was pretty cool to see my good friend Blaze get his twenty-seconds of fame by getting his name listed in the Urban Dictionary. And what a clever moniker for our Commander in Chief for the next two years, indeed! Good [...]

Enjoy the Tea But Leave the Cookies Alone

Oh!! Halloo!! Halloo!! Please!! You come in!! I vill take your wrap…yes… It hast been so very long since you’ve come to visit me, no?! Yes, so many people haf come to me and say; “Madam Bushka! Madam Bushka! So many of the tings you have told me have come so true!” And now…here you [...]

FFN Special Bulletin: “Is the GOP Insane?”

Hello, welcome to Fruit Fly News. My name is Frizzie McBee. We bring you this “Special Edition” of Fruitfly news, purely out of public demand. We have been inundated by hundreds of thousands of e-mail messages asking us the same thing. Over and over we get email saying: “Does Fruit Fly News endorse the fact [...]