Who Flung Pooh?

I swear to God, The Gods, Allah, Buddha, Vishnu and Isis, this is a true story. Complete with the coincidence of the time-line. With friends last Thursday night for dinner… My dearest Love says to them; “I’m trying to talk him <me!> to go with me <him!> to the Candlelight Vigil at Church on Christmas [...]

Kudzu and Criminals

The Republican machine winds up their propaganda arm and produces yet another piece of tripe with Debra J Saunders column; After Election, Foley Story Fizzles. Her piece is presented with a glow-in-the-dark Halo, stumped as to why anybody would think Mark Foley did anything wrong! In her view, since the Republican Ethics Committee found nothing [...]

The Sinking Island

Walking Away from New Orleans: The Army Corps of Engineers is trying to sneak out the back door on the city of New Orleans, one of the oldest cities in North America. I’m trying to remember, what exactly our Decider in Chief said about this city. Do you remember? I don’t seem to recall… Oh [...]

FFNews: Argyle Sweaters and Gay Rights

Good evening and welcome to Fruit Fly News, my name is Frizzie McBee. We are breaking into your regular scheduled surfing in order to bring you the latest breaking news. As you may recall last July, we brought to you the horrors and atrocities of what’s happened with heterosexual marriage in Massachusettes. I’m afraid I [...]

FruitFly News: Scum, Scabs, Scraps and Leftovers

Good evening everybody, thank you for joining us and welcome to Fruit Fly News. My name is Frizzie McBee. On Tuesday, Dr. Robert Gates met with the United States Senate for confirmation hearings to replace Donald “Rummy” Rumsfeld. Second to question Dr. Gates, Senator Carl Levin (D-MI) asked pointedly: “…Do you think we’re winning the [...]

Swiftboating in Forest Lake!, Part Dew

This story about Forest Lake “Swiftboaters For Non-Truth” gets more and more bizarre each and every day. I’ve spent a little time on the phone with the Forest Lake Times, and I would have to physically drive on up and sit in their Archives Room to look up anymore data on the subject. Which, as [...]

Swiftboating in Forest Lake

Wikie says: “Swiftboating is American political jargon for an ad hominem attack against a public figure, coordinated by an independent or pseudo-independent group, usually resulting in a benefit to an established political force.” It’s origins from the John Kerry race with the “Swift Vets and POWs for Truth”, a made-up organization with Tom DeLay’s fingerprints [...]