Found at the Fish Mongers

Sen. Norm Coleman (R-MN) Caught in a Lie Big E over at MNBlue catches our Minnesota’s only Republican Senator in a lie, hoping to find voters who might be willing to vote for him. “I hate all Iranians“ That’s what Debra Cagan said to a small group of British MP’s at the Pentagon last Sept [...]

Katherine Kersten’s “Republicanville”

A few years ago, Minneapolis Star-Tribune hired a “conservative” voice for the paper – what they ended up with was a dolt. Katherine Kersten’s writings are poorly researched, her facts are dubious at best and her conservative values forces her into the Land of Hypocrisies. I remember one of her earliest columns where she finger-wagged [...]

SAGE gets recognition in Maple Grove, MN

Well, whadya know? Chalk up one more for the students in Maple Grove High School who not only found a way to befriend their straight buddies, but who also beat up the school administration officials who marginalized them! Good job, kids! You’ve discovered your similarities, embraced your differences, and you formed a bond and you [...]

Found in Michele Bachmann’s Diary

August 23, 2007 Yesterday was the most thrilling day of my life. I had such a wonderful time, I don’t know where to even begin. While Congress was in recess, the Interstate 35W bridge collapsed and killed thirteen non-believers. But that wasn’t the best part. All of us from the Minnesota delegation got word that [...]

Hillary Throws Away the “Gay Votes”

I don’t even give a crap for the nostalgia behind Clinton being the first female President of the United States anymore. She’s off my radar screen. I’ll focus more of my attention on a candidate who isn’t running a campaign based on discriminating against a rather sizable voting block: The Gays. New York Magazine picks [...]

FL Asst US Attorney arrested. And yes, he’s a Republican

This is guaranteed to make you vomit on your lunch…. John David Roy Atchison, Asst US Attorney in Northern Florida lists himself as a “family man”, he’s president of the Gulf Breeze Sports Association, a youth athletics organization and he’s been arrested in Detroit, MI by the FBI. In the sting, he coerced the undercover [...]

Found on a Doorstep

MSNBC’s Kieth Olbermann is AFK (away from keyboard) because he’s now missing his appendix. It means we’ll be stuck with that blond girl for the next day or so. Sec of State Condi Rice is now officially a lesbian. Well, sort of… She shares ownership of a home in Palo Alto with a liberal progressive [...]

Petraeus is “an a@@-kissing little chickensh@t”

That’s what Patreaus’ boss, Admiral William Fallon, said about the general. He went on with: “I hate people like that” Admiral Fallon wants 75% of our troops pulled out of Iraq immediately and he has no interest in fiddling around with Bush’s Oil War. Even Patreaus’ appointment as Bush’s “front man” for the Iraq war [...]

Hostages in Southern Minnesota – Bridge Still Down

Southern Minnesota gets the flood relief they needed this morning at 2:45AM. Governor Tim Pawlenty (R-John McCain Loser) timidly called a “special session” of the Minnesota legislature after holding all of southern Minn hostage. Under Minnesota law, only the governor can call a special session of the Minnesota legislature, and once it has begun only [...]

Ugly-Date Night in Fredville, Utah

A total of four muffin-headed dumbasses showed up in Salt Lake City, Utah to kick off Fred “Hollywood” Thompson’s Presidential campaign: Brenda Caine, Byran Best, Grant Lynn and Jennifer Stephens. All of this information is true. Wonkette noted the Salt Lake Tribune by entitling it: “Four Losers Show Up At Fred Thompson Event“, which I [...]