What’s my blog rating?!

I first saw this on Tilde‘s blog site who got rated “R”. I really didn’t understand what was going on with this, so I clicked through there and ended up at Gisleson’s Norwegianity who thinks the word “fucking” is highly under-representated. (I would agree, btw.)

Now I figured it out! Duh!

So the breakdown is this:

“Potty mouth” Tilde’ gets a Rated “R”

  1. Death (3x)
  2. Bitch (2)
  3. Screwing (1)

Sorry m’Dear…but you’re blog is far to filthy for anybody to read. Please go to the Automatic Confessional and receive your penance.

Gisleson over at Norwegianity gets a “Rated NC-17

  1. Dead (7x)
  2. Porn (5x)
  3. Hell (4x)
  4. Fucking (3x)
  5. Crack (2x)
  6. Bastard (1x)

Well, I personally think that’s a FUCK of a lot worse than Potty-Mouth Tilde’. (Poor thing. She still has my sympathies.)

With a nervous hand on my mouse, I timidly placed my cursor over Gisleson’s NC-17 image. I quickly genuflected (even though I’m not even Catholic) and typed in my blog’s address.

<Please Jesus… Please Jesus…>

I get this:

NC-17

  1. Ass (4x)
  2. Hell (3x)
  3. Dick (2x)
  4. Queer (1x)

Something’s really askew with that whole thing. But at least I shouldn’t have to go to the Automatic Confessional. (If I were a Catholic…..maybe.)

In the end, Gisleson and I are really foul mouthed, while I’m just a dirty-down ratFruitFly 6 bastard and we get NC-17. Tilde gets slapped with Rated R and the worse she ever said was “bitch” and “screwing”. Maybe that “Rate Your Blog” site is run by the same people who are running the Automatic Confessional! Ya think?

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