Clinton/Obama Promises Offered On NAFTA: Fact? Or Fiction?

You shouldn’t believe everything a politician tells you. As with attorneys and meteorologists, politicians are paid to be professional liars. When Bill Clinton was running for President in 1991, he promised to over-haul the credit system and make it a little more accurate and harder to invade from outsiders. He never lifted a finger. The [...]

Carol Molnau Gets The Hatchet on Thursday: Large Crowds Expected for Excecution

From the Minneapolis Star-Trubune DFLers may fire Molnau Thursday, Senate leaders say Senate DFLers are planning to vote as early as tomorrow to reject Carol Molnau as the state Transportation Commissioner, according to Senate leaders. Senate Minority Leader Dave Senjem, R-Rochester, said he was told by Senate Majority Leader Larry Pogemiller that the vote would [...]

Summer Intern “Jobs” Available: Only GOP College Students Need to Apply

WASHINGTON DC: Idaho Senator Larry Craig is currently seeking naked male summer interns for the summer term which runs from summer to fall. The deadline for the position ends on March 15th, however extensions will be offered if applicants are willing to meet the Senator in any designated restrooms for the asking. Preference is given [...]

Hillary Clinton is a Muslim?!

There’s no freaking way I’ll go off voting for a stinkin’ Muslim woman for president. And yet, that’s what everybody’s saying! That she’s an Allah worshiping, sand-sucking She-Devil!! The whole family probably prays to the east every afternoon and they’re always hanging out in that Mecaca town in Saudi Arabia every year during Lent. Someone [...]

Paper, or Plastic? Ann Coulter said: “Paper” and ran out of the store…

Gotta love it! February 20, 2008 — ANN Coulter suffered a serious embarrassment over the weekend when her credit card was declined in Palm Beach. According to our spy, the nutty arch-conservative was caught at 9:45 p.m. Saturday night in the 10 Items or Less line at the local Publix when her card was rejected. [...]

McCain’s AZ Co-Chair Rick Renzi Indicted: This time, It Wasn’t For Toilet Sex

The Huffington Post has reported less than an hour ago, Arizona Congress- man Rick Renzi has been indicted for extortion, money laundering, wire fraud among others. Congressman Renzi (R-AZ) also serves as the Arizona co-chair for John McCain’s campaign for President of the United States. Says the Huffington Post: The charges boil down to this, [...]

They love him even when he blows his nose…

Color me queer, but I got a giggle out of stories like this one: DALLAS – It’s probably safe to say that you have arrived as a politician when your audience applauds when you blow your nose. Yes, just a day before a debate in Texas, Sen. Barack Obama has a head cold. And about [...]

Absolut Hunk

WOW! I wish I had a martini glass and some freakin ice… I wonder if he’s hiding the olives..? Isn’t this “Sawyer” from that show Lost?! I think I recognize those nipples! So what? I am so much better looking than that guy….

Governor Gridlock: Is He Worse for the MN GOP Than We Thought?!

Gawds, do I love that nickname for Pawlenty: “Governor Gridlock. ” All that blustery show-offy crap while he whips out his “Veto Pen” and <pooof!>, he’s lost all of his friends. That veto-pen wave may have been for his audition tape for “America’s Next Vice President.” But the governor will not be Sen. John McCain’s [...]

At Least The Lobotomized Still Love Him: How Low Will He Go?!

The American Research Group Sample Size: 1,100 completed telephone interviews among a random sample of all adults age 18 and older living in telephone households in the continental United States. Sample Dates: February 16-19, 2008 George W. Bush’s overall job approval rating has dropped to a new low in American Research Group polling as 78% [...]

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