Five Pfleger Points

Fake headlines from around the country:
Pastor in Houma, LA, smears Clinton about racism; Obama is expected to apologize again.
Fr. Jones, Bemidji, MN: “Hillary must leave now”; Wolfson demands Obama apologize for cruel slurs.
Rabbi Cohen, Cleveland, MS: “Clinton has lied for the last time”; Clinton supporters get the vapors – demands an Obama [...]

Senator (Granpa Abe) McCain: 2008

…And let the ageism begin!!
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Notes on Katherine Kersten’s Stool Samples

Please tell me, why are Republicans condemn all of society to live in perpetual and eternal fear? If you drink, you’re going to Hell (unless you’re a Baptist minister and love gospel music). If you fornicate, you’re going to Hell (unless you’re a Republican and your wife looks stunning in a leopard print [...]

Photos from the political campaigns

Good evening, and thank you for watching Fruit Fly News. My name is Frizzie McBee.
In tonight’s Special Edition, we’ve decided to look at some of the amazing photography being collected during this year’s election campaign.
As you know, we’ve seen thousands of photographs of our candidates, both Democrat and Republican, male and female and black and [...]

Now I’m lost…

About a month and a half ago, the WordPress folks decided to completely re-write the engine that the FruitFly blog homesteads. The enormity of errors was horrific.
Opening up the blog to begin a new entry took over thirty minutes and a couple dozen web browser messages popping up like:

See what I mean? [...]