I Corinthians 6:18:
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
Wow! Is this the Year of the Fornicator or what?!! Can anybody find me an elected Republican that isn’t schtooping out on their wives?! This one is State Senator Paul Stanely from Tennessee: Proud defender of “Hate the Homos, Love the Sanctity of Marriage”.
Author of the state’s best anti-gay adoption laws, Stanley drafted a bill that would require parents wishing to adopt to be married. Get it?
“If we have a state constitutional amendment declaring hetero-sex marriage only…His law would ban gay adoption by proxy!”
Check out this “Fornicator“:
“Unfortunately, I am the victim and a witness to a crime in an ongoing investigation. At this time, I have been advised by authorities and the District Attorney’s office not to comment. There is already misinformation being inferred regarding this matter which I look forward to clearing up at the appropriate time,” Stanley said in a statement.
Yeah, he’s a victim… Oh Dear God in Heaven..
“A Victim of what, Fruit?! What’s he complain’ about?”
I’m thrilled you asked:
Today, we learned that Stanley was the victim of an extortion attempt by the boyfriend of a women, a legislative intern, who is alleged to have had a sexual relationship with the Senator. The relationship has not been proven, of course, and the Senator has not confessed — but he hasn’t denied a relationship either.
Instead he has hid behind the TBI investigation to avoid saying anything one way or another.
Nice, huh? Once again we find a Republican with a wardrobe malfunction: He can’t keep his trousers zipped up!
…And he claims that he’s a victim. Could the legislative aide be a victim? Do you think her boyfriend felt a little violated himself? Aren’t there sexual harassment laws in Tennessee that ban this kind of conduct?
What’s fascinating is Stanley’s argument for his failed “pseudo-Adoption Bill” in Tennessee. He explains the marriage requirement before they can adopt this way:
“Our responsibility is to put these children in the best homes in the ideal environment. It’s not always the perfect environment. The ideal environment is a married couple that are able to bring them up in a great home life. And, if they’re not married, a lot of times there’s just not the commitment to one another. Now, there’s exceptions to that as there is a lot of things, but over the course a lot of relationships, that’s definitely the case.”
What kind of “ideal environment” would this Senator make if he had adopted children?!
I’m just wondering how many of these “Morality Police Officers” running around in our sacred halls of government are carrying around venereal diseases, herpes blisters and AIDS viruses? How many of them are giving their wives The Clap and shelling out more parasitic crabs than a Red Lobster franchise? These guys are always bragging about those “Good Family Values” and this is how they demonstrate them?!
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