The GOP’s Queen of Mean never ceases to astonish those who take time to pay attention to her. I literally crashed into this newest little gem of “hate-speeching” on Feministing where Coulter said:
If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It’s kind of a pipe dream, it’s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women.
Ignoring the patented misogyny in the first two sentences, can you find anything else that’s really odd about this statement?
Well, for one: This “single woman” is under investigation for voter fraud! So in a weird sense of irony, Coulter is “right”: She’s single and she voted stupidly. You can’t avoid the obvious.
In her stupidity, she continues on; now focusing on the “Soccer Moms”:
It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and ‘We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care — and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?’’
Yes Ann…wearing that gaff might make you look pretty in a black-mini, but pissing off the Soccer Moms isn’t going to make them vote for your GOP Hate-Party in Minneapolis/St Paul any faster! Saying that the Democrats have a tough time appealing to men with a message that’s aimed exclusively towards the “soccer moms” on issues like tuition, day care, and health care is like saying Ann Coulter has a hard time picking up men for dates in a public restroom in Titusville, Florida holding a twenty dollar bill between her tits. According to Coulter; Men aren’t interested in any of these things. At least, no “real man”. But when Coulter’s sporting an Adams apple that’s the size of a small passenger vehicle, we’re not really sure if she’s a “real man”. We think her gender is female. In the original source, The Garance, noted that her bullying the “Soccer Mom” crowd will only propel more women to vote and any GOP politician who associates with Coulter will become a virtual poison. Well, that’s already begun, so there’s no sense in pursuing that vein of talk.
Perhaps Coulter sees herself as a humorist. A sort of “Andy Kaufmann” style where it’s an “acquired taste”.
Wherever she’s “performing”, only three people in the audience are laughing and cheering extra-loud at her stupidity while the rest of them are painfully quiet and thinking: “Huh? What did she just say?”
Coulter lashes out a her political opposites like a 9-year old playground child and then gazes around wondering why there isn’t anybody laughing along with her in the “hysteria”! …And the GOP geeks lap it up; gleefully and excitedly laughing, cackling without any regard in realizing just how many people are offended by it.
“THE HOT BLOND CHICK IN THE BLACK MINI JUST PISSED OFF THE SOCCER MOMS! SHE CALLED THEM STEWPID!!! HOW FUNNY IS THAT?!?! BUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Ann Coulter’s calling John Edwards a faggot less she be required her to return to rehab “joke” wasn’t funny, at all. Coulter’s decision to become a self-appointed “official judge and jury” by saying that Al Gore was a “total fag” wasn’t funny either!
Sadly for Republicans (and happily for Democrats); Ann Coulter reaps a cornucopia in votes favoring the Democrats in the upcoming 2008 Denver election.
Soccer Moms? Screw them!! They’re Godless!
9-Eleven Widows? They’re whores too! Screw them! Fuck you!!
Insane ugly blond transvestites who’re quick to point out that they hate everybody and could care less about how Soccer Mom’s are voting next year??!! Priceless.