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This cracks me up: Glenn Blech has created a cult following of Helter Skelter Republicans who’ll do anything to pay homage to the Mormon wack-job. (Hint: Minnesota’s 6th Michele Bachmann (R) has proudly called for a mass suicide in order to avoid federally funded health care.)
Glenn Blech’s hometown Mt. Vernon, WA has a mayor who’s a member of that Helter Skelter group who’s drumming up a celebration to give Glenn Bleck the “Keys to the City”. A non-award of stupid homage towards a stupid person.
Glenn Beck will receive the key to his hometown of Mount Vernon, Wash. in a ceremony this Saturday.
Meanwhile, Mt. Vernon City Council voted unanimously to “change the keys to the city“, leaving the Mayor to give Glenn Blech nothing but a placebo and a chance to jack the Wack-Job off.
On Wednesday night, the City Council of this town of 32,000 distanced itself from Mayor Bud Norris, who plans to give the keys to the city to talk-show personality Glenn Blech on Saturday.
The seven-member council unanimously passed a resolution proposed by member Dale Ragan that stated, “Mount Vernon City Council is in no way sponsoring the Mayor’s event on September 26, 2009 and is not connected to the Glenn Beck event in any manner.”
Oh thank God, they cleared that up! The mayor is a wack-job and the city-council has Pawlenty-sized Veto-Pen and they’re ready and waiting!
I’m setting up my Kool Aid stand right over here and I’m going to laugh my ass off.
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This is the result of the Republican Party. They’re the moon rocks of the insane. At the 2:40 mark, you’ll observe the horrifying speaker talking about bio-medical bracelets being unloaded in Milwaukee, WI that will become permanent jewelry. (Because piercing your tongue, your nose, your sex organs and your eyebrows were simply disposable fads from your youth!)
Oooh! Can I have two bags of Dumb, please?!!
My thanks to Patriot Boy, the Jesus General (Oh thank God he’s a Hetero!)
Poor King Tim. He has to come to grips by admitting after two minutes of trying to convince Joe Scarborough that there really are “death penels” in the Health Care Bill, caves and admits that there isn’t.
How embarrassing: Getting “schooled” by another Republican on national television.
From those Satan Worshiping liberals over at Crooks and Liars (with my own Satan Worshiping highlights, of course!):
Scarborough: But you know there are no death panels here though. Counseling is one thing. Having three people lining up saying “granny dies, grandpa lives”, that’s quite another. You can’t get there from here.
Pawlenty: Well what happens Joe, what you call it or label it, but I think the facts are these. When you have a system like the United Kingdom where there are breast cancer…
Scarborough: But we don’t. We don’t Governor with all due respect. This does not give us a system like the United Kingdom. I’m talking specifically about this bill. How does this bill get us to “death panels”? You don’t believe it does do you?
Pawlenty: Joe what if it becomes to expensive and then the trajectory of it is even close to what’s being predicted ten years out that they can no longer afford all that they promised and somebody has to say scale back the care. And the federal government is now empowered to do that. When you look at examples around the world where that takes place there are concerns about care being cut back by a federal government institution and we could have a legitimate debate about whether that’s good or not. I don’t think it is.
Scarborough: Governor, what in this bill though, let’s be specific, what in this bill leads us to that position, gives a bureaucrat that power ten years from now to make that decision. I know we’re going to have to make excruciating decisions on health care. You’ve talked about it before, over the next decade because we’ve run out of money in this country, but what in this bill specifically, what provision in this bill specifically would lead anybody to rationally believe a death panel might emerge in a decade, based on this legislation?
Pawlenty: Joe, there is nothing in the legislation that directly says that, it’s the indirect concerns that I’m trying to articulate that I think are at least worth raising.
Yeah, that’s true, Your Majesty! It’s those same “indirect concerns” that I have when you’ve cut off medication for the mentally ill in downtown Minneapolis and St Paul that concerns me! For Gods Sakes, I think that’s well worth raising, you single-minded Royal Putz!! He’ll block the poor and mentally ill from medications, and he’ll block the Federal Health Care bill from reaching the rest of us Minnesotans. …And yet, he’s “pro-life”.
These Republicans are morons. Period. Their “Fear Card” has expired and all they have left is…
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It was just seven years ago when these Republicans were waiving their bony-fingers in front of our noses on the Bush Administration headed to war in Iraq to “look for Weapons of Mass Destruction.” If there were any Lefties who question the Bush Administration’s motives, these Republicans shouted them down by saying that we had to “respect the President of the United States” and that we were being “anti-American“.
And here these Republicans can heckle the President of the United States like school-children publicly in the United States Congress and treat the speech like it was a hootenanny.
Joe Wilson (R-SC) can shout out and accuse the President of the United States of being a liar makes me want to vomit. There isn’t a single Democrat in Congress who accused President Bush of being a liar in any major speech even though everybody knows he lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq!
These Republicans have proven themselves to have become unhinged. And Congressman Joe Wilson is your proof.
Congressman Wilson helped himself to politicize a serious problem in this country: Health Care. Instead of coming up with ideas to improve our health care, Congressman Wilson would rather shout-out jeering remarks while the President speaks.
Congressman Wilson needs to hear from South Carolinians who are living without health care and heckle and jeer him for a taste of his own.. ehem… “medicine”.
This kind of behavior is deplorable.I don’t care if Congressman Wilson has apologized or not. The GOP needs to get a grip. They’re the weakest link for Team America.
Yeah- Gay folks shouldn’t adopt or parent a child, because Christianity is so much better.
Swinging bat kills baby at prayer service in Wheaton, Minn
It started with a dispute over a washer and dryer.
It ended with the death of a 14-month-old girl, hit in the head with a baseball bat during a prayer service.
The two men arrested in the Thursday night attack, as well as the dead girl’s family, were members of Thy Kingdom Come Church in Wheaton, in western Minnesota, site of the attack, the church’s pastor said.
Pastor Danny Barnes said he had given the washer and dryer to the girl’s father, Claude Hankins, but one of the men had felt the appliances should go to him.
Barnes was out of town at his son’s cross country meet when he got a phone call about the dispute, which he said took place between Hankins and one of the men at a thrift store between 4:30 and 5 p.m.
That’s right! They killed the baby over a washer and dryer! How honorable and proud these Christians must be. I wonder how many anti-abortion radicals will be walking into church services at the Thy Kingdom Come church and assasinating these two men? They’re so “pro-life”, aren’t they?!
Read the whole (disgusting) story here.
Let’s not forget, the GOP demonized Medicare from the beginning. When it was created in the 1960′s, Ronald Reagan (R-Dead) said that if we didn’t kill Medicare, we’d end up trying to explain to our grandchildren what it was like when men used to be free.
So tell me: Who’s trying to create “Death Panels”? Is it Barack Obama, or is it Rep Michele (Mass Suicide) Bachmann?
Dunlap explains to Jackie that on the issues between the Republicans and the Democrats, even the Kennedy’s and the Bush’s – they’re all just selling a brand-name. They’re all just a bunch of bastards in the same club! Watch for the end when they each grab a bottle of Jack Daniels and suck on it like a kid hangig off a nanny-goat.
My thanks to Monkeyfister for keeping a sharp-eyed lookout!
Assuming the account was hacked by a 13-year old techno-geek, Fox News’ Twitter account got fried with a butt-load of hilarity earlier today.
Of course, by the time you comb down to the bottom of the list, the language becomess obvious: The kid was obviously Ferris Bueller because his parents bought him a computer instead of a convertible…which is what they bought for his older-sister. Also obvious; Bill O’Reilly will have to aim his sites on all of those “Not So Fair-And-Balanced” computer hackers out there who are willing to damage their reputation for…Umm… Something or other.
In addition to those seen in the thumbnail, Media ITE (story source) included this juicy Tweet that bears mentioning:
“We want to make out with Barack Obama. That’s how much we love him.”
I haven’t laughed that hard since I fried a Novell file server in ’95 by renaming “syscon.exe” to “jerkwad.com”. (Hint: Geek Humor Alert!)
Fox News is claiming that the account didn’t belong to them (so no harm was done). Meanwhile, they went out on a limb to clarify that they had a conversation with the Twitter-Dudes about the incident and that they had the account deleted (because it didn’t belong to them anyway). It’s the power of “Fox News”: They have that kind of juice with Twitter!
From “Readers Write” in today’s Minneapolis Star-Tribune, Jim Weidt of Holyoke, MN says:
We have to vote yes on health care for Ted! For Ted! For Ted! Once again the Democrats will attempt to use their dead for political power. What a shame.
JIM WEIDT, Holyoke, Minn.
Awww, Now isn’t that a slice of American apple-pie laced with GOP hypocrisy?
…Because it isn’t like the GOP has been carrying around that moth-ridden corpse of Ronald Reagan’s for the past five years. Even before that Old Goat finished eating his last tin-can, the GOP was screaming to get his mug on Mount Rushmore for God’s sakes!
…Just taking “One for the Ol’ Gipper!”