US Senator Norm Coleman (R-MN) showed up for work yesterday with an enormouse gash on his forehead. When asked what happened, he stated that he was almost knocked unconscious while dumpster diving in an back alley while looking for … a lamp?!? His office states he was hit in the head by a piece of wood, but apparently he’s still a little too dazed to come clean with exactly what happened.
Obviously, my next question would be to ask if the wack on the head was hard enough to make Coleman flip back to being a Democrat now that being a Republican is no longer politically marketable. Perhaps it’s a stroke of genious, being able to develope amnesia now that his close friends Karl Rove and Scooter Libby are in the courtrooms testifying in Plame-gate.