Found on the sidewalk

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In the name of the Father, Son and Who the Hell is that?

A man in Portugal was arrested for impersonating a Catholic priest and attempting to baptize a baby.

“When the man said ‘in the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit’ police came in and grabbed him,” a member of the church was quoted by local daily Jornal de Noticias as saying.

A spokeswoman for the Portuguese police said the 34-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of impersonating a priest and had several similar arrest warrants to his name.

Said Freida Blumenthal of Lisbon; “Thank Gawd he wasn’t trying to be a Rabbi doing a bris! We woulda had the schmeal all over da place!”

9-11 was an inside job

US Senator John McCain (R-AZ) came to Minnesota for a nice little visit where he was greeted by governor Tim Pawlenty (R) who is the Senator’s “Number One” in getting him elected President of the United States. While the Governor continues to divert his attention towards a higher celebrity status within McCain’s complete disaster as far as a campaign is considered, the Senator continues to swim around in complete lunacy on what’s going on around him.

Case in point: Iraq war critiques also greeted the Senator with posters that said “9-11 was an inside job”. They managed to con Governor Pawlenty to hold the camera and tell Senator McCain with the war critiques holding up their posters to say “Cheese!!” You can cut to the chase and watch the video by clicking here.

Go home Joe!

US Senator Joseph Leibermann (DI-CT) had finally begun toBush Lite piss off the very team who put him back in Washington DC.

The Connecticut for Lieberman Party is calling on Senator Joseph Lieberman to resign from the U.S. Senate following his remarks made Sunday on CBS’ Face the Nation regarding military action against Iran.

Lieberman said on the national television program that, “we’ve got to be prepared to take aggressive military action against the Iranians.”

WTNH, the local television news station did not report anything about the CLP group saying something like: “Well Duh! We never really thought he would be that stupid.”

Gay Mafia continues to terrify all of civilization

The Gay Mafia, as you may already know, exists everywhere and has far more control over our civilization than the Jews, the Italian Mafia and the Russian Mob. Lead by a group of rogue lesbians, this insidious organized crime ring as already begun controlling the the entire Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

A couple of completely innocent Catholic priests attempted to force Massachusetts residents to re-vote on the gay-marriage bill, and it failed miserably. According to Michael Savage, it’s glaringly apparent this was the work of the Gay Mafia, along with a few non-homosexual political figures in Massachusetts who were obviously forced to cooperate with the Homosexuality Liberation Army.

Mr. Savage said:

In Massachusetts, a gang — including the governor, including the Speaker of the House Sal DiMasi, including Senate president Therese Murray, and including Governor Deval Patrick — they did an end-run around the voters. The voters wanted a vote on homosexual marriage. They wanted it to go before the people, and these criminals went behind the voters’ back and shot it down. They won’t even let them vote on it. They said “drop dead” to all of you. “We’re not going to let you vote on it! We control the state!” The gang that answers to the gay mafia controls the state — “You people, you can drop dead, all of you.”

Media Matters, another branch of the gay mafia known as the Homosexual Liberation Army has detailed information on all of Michael Savage’s rantings of craziness and stupidity which you can check out by clicking here. The HLA could not be reached for further comment, however a spokesperson for the Pinko Communist party said:

gomosedi“When Michael Savage is admitted into the Gay Reformation Prison camp, his blasphemous statements against homosexuality will be evaluated, analyzed and appropriate electrolisis will be applied as necessary. Once Mr. Savage has finally become as queer as a three dollar bill, he will be released on work-duty and subjected to constant redicule for these desparaging remarks.”

…Scary, isn’t it?

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