…It’s all George Bush’s fault, the vice president is Satan, and God is gay.

houseflyMaureen Dowd if the NYTimes let’s Stephen Colbert write her column for her and does a better job than Dowd. I mean, she’s just another comedian, isn’t she?

A Colbert sampling? Sure! Why not?!

And Fred Thompson. In my opinion “Law & Order” never sufficiently explained why the Manhattan D.A. had an accent like an Appalachian catfish wrestler. There. Now I’ve written Frank Rich’s column too.

Care for another?

Our nation is at a Fork in the Road. Some say we should go Left; some say go Right. I say, “Doesn’t this thing have a reverse gear?” Let’s back this country up to a time before there were forks in theFruitFly road — or even roads. Or forks, for that matter. I want to return to a simpler America where we ate our meat off the end of a sharpened stick.

You see what I mean? Colbert is way better than Dowd. Read the entire piece by clicking here. Enjoy!