…It’s all George Bush’s fault, the vice president is Satan, and God is gay.

houseflyMaureen Dowd if the NYTimes let’s Stephen Colbert write her column for her and does a better job than Dowd. I mean, she’s just another comedian, isn’t she?

A Colbert sampling? Sure! Why not?!

And Fred Thompson. In my opinion “Law & Order” never sufficiently explained why the Manhattan D.A. had an accent like an Appalachian catfish wrestler. There. Now I’ve written Frank Rich’s column too.

Care for another?

Our nation is at a Fork in the Road. Some say we should go Left; some say go Right. I say, “Doesn’t this thing have a reverse gear?” Let’s back this country up to a time before there were forks in theFruitFly road — or even roads. Or forks, for that matter. I want to return to a simpler America where we ate our meat off the end of a sharpened stick.

You see what I mean? Colbert is way better than Dowd. Read the entire piece by clicking here. Enjoy!

One Response

  1. Sure Colbert is better than Dowd when he writes the column ONCE. She has to do it every day. Colbert has a staff of writers as well. Dowd has Dowd.

    No doubt about it, Colbert’s column is funnier than anything Dowd ever wrote, but it’s a one-shot. He couldn’t sustain it alone.

    Nobody can be that witty every day.

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