Found on the Outhouse Floor

Rudy Giuliani ‘s Catholic Pervert

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In case we all forgot about Rudy’s love toward corrupt and now jailed Bernard Kerik… Rudy’s personal driver was placed as NYPD Police Commissioner, named a partner in Giuliani’s consulting firm, and then placed on the “short-list” to head up Homeland Security. But that was long before Kerik plead guilty for corruption charges and thrown in jail. Now Giuliani declares that he’s “BFF” with an accused child-molester, Monsignor Alan Placa.

houseflyIt would figure that a blow-hard would be best friends with a Catholic cock-sucker.

Plans expected are that the “Liberal Media” will be scrutinizing this story with headlines repeated on CNN, NBC, CBS and ABC for the next nine weeks. PBS, run and managed by Satan worshiping homosexuals, are planning on a five month mini-series to study Monsignor’s victims and raffle through his personal checkbooks. Said CNN’s mega-liberal Wolf Blitzer: “You think you’re tired of Anna Nichole Smith stories on ‘Entertainment Tonight?! You ain’t see nothing yet!”

Conservative Christians are horrified by the news and talks have begun on a public stoning on both Giuliani and Placa.

Barak Obama Climbs In Bed With X-Gay Jesus-Preacher

He’s fuzzy on the gay marriage issue, he flubs up on the “Gen Peter Pace thinks Gays are Immoral” story, he’s AWOL when it comes to the Jenna 6 story, he’s non-committal on saluting the Red, White and Blue and now Barak Obama’s in bed sodomizing an “X-Gay” who’s on a Gospel singing senation in South Carolina.

Donnie McClurkinDonnie McClurkin, a self-righteous “Christian” singer who claims he’s been cured of his propensity for pole-smoking and foreskins, claims homosexuals are a curse.

From their bed, BarakBlack Garbage Fly Obama defended his relationship with McClurkin in a written statement where he said:

I have clearly stated my belief that gays and lesbians are our brothers and sisters and should be provided the respect, dignity, and rights of all other citizens. I have consistently spoken directly to African-American religious leaders about the need to overcome the homophobia that persists in some parts our community so that we can confront issues like HIV/AIDS and broaden the reach of equal rights in this country.

houseflyOnce he finished writing those words, McClurkin offered his own views about their relationship from underneath the bed-linens by saying:

“Murphmmmphpmph. Mrfmmmfmfmf…mm!! Mrphphmmmph -murphmph”

Mitt Romney Opens His Mouth and More Stupid Things Come Out

Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney, slipped and flip-flopped again on the war on terrorism and “accidentally” called Barak Obama “Osama” (bin laden) in SC. Romney said:

“Actually, just look at what Osam — Barack Obama — said just yesterday. Barack Obama, calling on radicals, jihadists of all different types, to come together in Iraq. That is the battlefield. … It’s almost as if the Democratic contenders for president are living in fantasyland. Their idea for jihad is to retreat, and their idea for the economy is to also retreat. And in my view, both efforts are wrongheaded.”

Update:

Ben Smith @ Politicol tried to milk a rationalization:

Apparently, Mitt Romney can switch names just as casually as he switches positions, but what’s wrongheaded is continuing a misguided war in Iraq that has left America less safe. It’s time to end the divisiveness and fear-mongering that is at the heart of Governor Romney’s campaign.

Then (Mitt Romney)  he took a swipe at John Edwards with:

 

Deer FlyIt’s my personal belief that having someone like John Edwards, a senator, who goes out and communicates that there is no global war on terror — that it’s just a Bush bumper sticker — I think that is a position that is not consistent with the facts.”

Edwards was the first to responded with:Crayola

First of all, he’s got seeming amnesia. He himself has said that we’re not in a war in terror — I’ll paraphrase it — terrorists are at war with us.

After which, Edwards sent Romney a Crayola box of 64 with the built-in sharpener.

CNN’s Glenn Beck: “Malibu Fires Are Punishing Liberals/Democrats”

CNN’s smartest “news” commentator Glenn Beck shows his patriotism by noting the Malibu fires is a result of the local residents’ hatred toward America.

“I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today.”

USA Flag PinHe then placed a flag-pin on his coat lapel and went on by saying:

There are a few people that hate America. But I don’t think the Democrats are those. I think there are those posing as Democrats that are like that.Uncle Sam Hat

Then he put on his Uncle Sam hat, popped a lithium and began singing “I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy!”and tap-danced his ass off the stage.

Of course, following Beck’s logic, God’s been beating the shit out of “I Hate America” Red states like Louisiana, Florida, and Alabama for the past three years.

Forbes Magazine Ranks Minnesota 15th Greenest State

Minnesota’s been given the award of the “greenest state” followed by extra-green states like New Jersey and Maryland. While New Jersey claims less commuter miles driven each day to work and Maryland claims lower carbon footprints, it’s allhousefly in how it’s stacked up, according to the magazine’s reporters Brian Wingfield and Miriam Marcus.

 

On top: Vermont, Oregon and Washington. All have low carbon dioxide emissions per capita (or “carbon footprints”), strong policies to promote energy efficiency and high air quality, as indicated by their major metro areas that are low in smog and ozone pollution. They’re also among the states with the most buildings (on a per capita basis) that have received the U.S. Green Building Council’s benchmark certification, known as Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design (LEED).

FruitFlyMinnesota was rudely kicked to 15th place, the authors’ said, because Minnesota’s leadership keep polluting its rivers by throwing their citizens and their automobiles while crossing the I-35 bridge. “Besides”, Ms. Marcus said; “Technically; Minnesota is only green for about four months out of the year. The rest of the year, Minnesota is all white!”

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  1. […] here for more This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007 at 4:01 pm and is filed under Fruit. […]

  2. […] tsk… Poor Rudy! By the time his buddy Bernard Kerik appears in court to stand trial for being a Major Douche-bag – His race will be..will be… Hell – it’ll be a bigger laughing stock than Alan […]

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