I just got off the phone with Ellison’s office here in MSP…
Congressman Ellison’s office!
Hi! Umm… I’m like – totally fabulous and stuff! And, Umm…ahh… I was wonderin’….
Yes? What can I help you with?
Ummmmm… So Umm…. Does like …Ahhhh… Congressman Ellison support that ahhhhhhh… Impeaching the Vice Ahhh…President thinga-ma-jiggy dealy-whop?
Yes he does!
Yes he really does!
Woahhhh!! That is like Ummm… So totally cool!! Thank you!
Ummm… ahhh..can you give him a message from aaahhh….. me?
Of course I can! What would you like me to tell the Congressman?
Ahhhhhh… Can you ahhh…. Can you tell him that I really like him and I think he’s really cute and …
No. I won’t tell him that. But I will tell him you like his stand on Impeaching the Vice President.
Ahhhh…. Okay. Thank you!!
You’re welcome. Good bye!
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The conversation sort of went like that. But I didn’t say that I thought he was cute and all. I just made that part up.
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