Rudy Giuliani had NYPD walk his mistress’ dog

Hippy RudyAhhh, nice… Rudy’s finest, NYPD, apparently was in charge of walking his mistress’ dog.

Aides dismissed questions about Nathan’s security detail as old news, since it was reported in 2001 that the NYPD granted her full-time protection that year after an unspecified threat was allegedly made against her. The detail was approved by Giuliani pal Bernard Kerik.

At the time, it was not uncommon to see Nathan being chauffeured around the city in an undercover Dodge with two detectives, who sometimes even helped to walk her dog.

As for the tickets, Carbonetti said they were “a token of goodwill from the city.”

The expenses were all paid with a City Hall American Express card funded with money from mayoral office units that had nothing to do with travel or security.

mosquitoThere’s a fine candidate for President of the United States. These Republicans have produced the scum of their monkey barrel and they’re proud of each and everyone of them.

Josh Marshall has a clearer list:

The Shag Fund not only paid for the 11 tryst visits to Hamptons.

— It paid for hotel and other expenses for mayoral aides — in addition to the security detail — who also went with the mayor to the Hamptons on the tryst weekends.

Nathan’s NYPD-chauffeured tripshousefly (without Rudy) to visit her parents in Pennsylvania, 130 miles outside the city.

— NYPD detectives and city-owned undercover Dodge to drive Nathan around the city.

NYPD detectives and city-owned undercover Dodge to drive Nathan’s friends and family around the city even when she wasn’t in the car.

— NYPD security detail for Nathan, personally approved by Bernard Kerik.

NYPD cops to walk Nathan’s dog.FruitFly 6

Rudy’s buddy Bernard Kerik’s next court appearance will be on January 26th. Perfect timing for a whole slew of presidential primaries throughout the United States within the next four weeks following.

Mike Huckabee talks to God on his cell-phone

If you live in Minnesota, this is the best weekend to stay indoors and blog your narrow ass off. Which pretty well sums it up for me. (Except for the “narrow ass” part…because if you saw my ass, “narrow” isn’t an adjective you would use.)

Holy HuckFirst up: The former Arkansas governor <slash> Republican Presidential hopeful <slash> heavy metal rocker Mike Huckabee!!

What’s his gig? He talks to God on his cell phone and justifies the death penalty because Jesus never objected to it while the Son of God hung from the cross.

Huckabee interrupted his speech to the Republican Governors Association in 2004 to answer his cell phone. He proceeded to have a three-minute conversation with God about President Bush’s re-election:

We’re behind [Bush], yes, sir, we sure are. Yes, sir, we know you don’t take sides in the election. But, if you did, we kind of think you’d hang in there with us, Lord, we really do.

You can watch the video here.

Do you think God’s cell-phone carrier is better than the one Ihuckabee_douche have? I have Sprint. They totally suck! I hate those guys!! I’m betting God’s cell carrier gives Him unlimited text messaging too. Just because He’s..”GOD”, they were like: “Okay sure…we’ll throw in unlimited Text and give ya Email too.”

In January 1997 during a triple execution, Governor Mike Huckabee responded to a fellow Arkansas citizen who asked how his Christian teachings squared with his views regarding the death penalty while on the air with Arkansas Educational Television:

“Interestingly enough,” Huckabee allowed, “if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, ‘This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency’.”

Yes indeed…The Son of God prayed for forgiveness of his executioners. And since the Savior didn’t say:

“OH MY GOD!! THIS TOTALLY SUCKS! GET ME OFF THIS THING!!”

…It’s glaringly obvious toFruitFly 6 me as well. Christ does support the killing of His children!!

I’m willing to bet that “capital punishment” thing has always put a mile on Jesus Christ’s face. The Son of God is up there right now whining: “Dang..!! When are they gonna kill another one?! I can’t wait much longer!!”