Carbon Dating John McCain

Remember, Stephen Spielberg’s “Jurassic Park” explained how we could accurately determine John McCain ‘s true age: It was called “Dino DNA”.


Now if we can just get a mosquito to land and suck a little blood out of McCain, we’ll finally be able to conduct our own testing on the Senator’s real age….

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  1. […] Kristy wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptRemember, Stephen Spielberg’s “Jurassic Park” explained how we could accurately determine John McCain ’s true age: It was called “Dino DNA”. Now if we can just get a mosquito to land and suck a little blood out of McCain, we’ll finally … […]

  2. That was pretty funny. But seriously, I don’t think he’s too old to run for president. He certainly looks to be in much better shape and health then Cheany.

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