Nothing left to do but feed the Kangaroos…

E-mailed from a close friend of mine…

Left-wing radio is pitting the Dems in the House by pointing out this problem is from Secretary Henry Paulson himself. Paulson, came out of the box, demanding $700 Billion with no oversight, no restrictions (such as some tawdry thing called the US Constitution) and an insistence that he’s an “Honest Dewd!”.

The rebellious Democrats are weirdly in-synch with the rebellious Republicans, and I’m in league with them. Last Tuesday, Senate Majority Leader Henry Reid was front and center on the Ed Shultz Show stunning everybody by asking the simple question:

“Where is the US Dept of Justice in all of this mess?!? We have Anti-Trust Laws being broke everywhere with this mess and nobody from the DOJ is responding at all!!”

Whew! Thank God! Somebody had to ask that question..!

Two days later, the FBI was out en mass with their magnifying glasses and calabash-pipes asking questions on Wall Street with a thick British accents.

Bush’s “Good Old Boy” network is prepping to leave office while Ben Bernanke and Hank Paulson approached this debacle by demanding what GW Bush has been doing for seven years: “Give me your money and don’t you dare ask what I want to do with it!”

It’s obvious you Silly Dolts: If a Republican politician makes these demands, it’s okay! Give him the money!! But if you’re not an elected official: “Buyer Beware!”

Republicans are stereotyped as the “money-makers”: the “Exchangers”, the business owners and the capitalists! And while Democrats are dittoed as the “geeks”: The academics, the odd-socks, and the liberal-intellectuals;

A $700 Billion welfare check to bail out fat-boys in New York, NY bodes poorly with both parties.

Either direction you ask: The Financial Fall-Out is nothing less than what Ma and Pa Kettle faced during the Great Depression Times:

Michele Bachmann ran a vicious campaign against Patty Whetterling crabbing and crying about the overdose of government regulations and Washington oversight! Bachmann just hates government involvement in a capitalist market!

But, that’s only partially true. Congresswoman Skank only hates the Federal Government when she appears to be a GW Bush whore in the Minneapolis Star-Trib last Saturday:

How We Got Into This Mess

I’ll invite you to read the article. It’s a fiery piece that demands attention to the “Average Joe Turnip”. Yet, while you read her piece, pay close attention for Congresswoman Bachmann’s demand for Federal oversight, Federal regulation, and Federal watch-dog reporting.

Hint: You won’t find it. It’s nothing more than a despicable cry-baby crabbing tirade.

UPDATE: Republican House Minority Leader Boehner ran out front and center immediately after the vote and complained that they were hurt after hearing House Speaker Nancy Pilosi’s speech. He whined that her speech “poisoned” the Republican party because she was so harsh on them.

“I do believe that we could have gotten there today, had it not been for the partisan speech that the Speaker gave on the floor of the House,” Boehner said. “We put everything we had into getting the vote to get there today.” Boehner added, however, that lawmakers have “no choice” but to work together and would have to find “a middle ground to bring enough votes to avert a crisis.”

Minnesota Congresswoman Bachmann, ran out immediately after the collapse vote and said (with a stiff upper-lip):

“I want to assure you that was not the case. We are not babies who suck our thumbs. We have very principled reasons for voting no.”

So as you can see – their involvement had nothing to do with the Average Joe Turnip on the street. They’re just there to insist Democrats always make them feel warm and squishy inside.

h/t dKos

I’m sorry… I’m rushing you. Are you still watching Ma and Paw Kettle working out the fraction-math debacle?!?! Yes, I know: GWB ran those same rambunctious fractions in front of the American public eight years ago and we weren’t paying attention then either.

It’s gotcha by the short-hairs that you’re paying attention now, isn’t it…

The American public is left with the same: Capitalism won’t correct itself. Re-hashing Ronald Reagan’s famous quote: “The Government isn’t part of the problem: Republicans are the problem!”

…Jump you fuckers! Jump!!

We’re all standing down here on the sidewalks hoping to see you’re brains and your guts splattered all over the concrete!

Unlike the unfortunate victims of 9-1-1, watching Wall Street Execs jump will be sporting for all of us! We’re already poor and we’re already homeless! …what else do we have to lose?!

Watching you fuckers splatter is more fun than the French enjoyed during their own Revolution.

Viva La Baseball!!!!

Where’s McCain’s patriotism? It’s not on his lapel!

Remember that stink the GOP made about Barack Obama’s failure to show proper Patriotism by wearing the appropriate jewelry? They screamed bloody-murder about the missing flag-pin on the lapel of his jacket!

Ooops. Someone probably forgot to tell John McCain that he shouldn’t have dressed for tonight’s debate like he hates America. I’m betting McCain hates our troops and more than likely; he’s a Muslim too.

Aren’t you embarrassed for even thinking you’ll vote for this Anti-Christ?!

The Ex-Beauty Queen’s Got a Gun

I’ve been a Stephanie Miller fan for about three years, maybe four. During the days when Kim Jung Il of North Korean launched the nuke deep inside of that mountain, the whole world was glaring at him and were extremely angry with North Korea. Leave it to Stephanie Miller’s side-kick Jim Ward, a voice impersonation comedian, who came out with a hysterical rendidtion of Kim Jung Il singing Brenda Lee’s “I’m Sorry“.

For a taste of Jim Ward on other subject matters:

But I digress. Just the other day, I’m in my car and Stephanie Miller has Julie Brown on as a special guest. Brown has recently published: “The Ex-Beauty Queen’s Got a Gun” and almost peed in my bloomers.

Enjoy!

Drill Baby, Drill!

In the shadow of the RNC’s raucous shouting in the closing ceremonies, Drill Baby, Drill! – Sheldon Whitehouse, D-RI asked, during a Bipartisan Energy Summit, panicked legislatures and business leaders poignant question:

WHITEHOUSE: Gentlemen, we’re in the middle of a near total mortgage system meltdown in this country. We have a health care system that burns 16 percent of our GDP, in which the Medicare liability alone has been estimated at $34 trillion. We’re burning $10 billion a month in Iraq.

This administration has run up $7.7 trillion in national debt, by our calculation. And there is worsening evidence every day of global warming, with worsening environmental and national security ramifications. In light of those conditions, do any of you seriously contend that drilling for more oil is the number one issue facing the American people today?

(Long silent pause during which nobody answers.)

WHITEHOUSE: No, it doesn’t seem so.

Now color me naive, but I just think that’s just plain-out funnier than Hell.

These stupid Republicans just don’t have a clue anymore.

DailyKos ponted this little gem ouit

Dead Baby Delicacies and Republican Nut Jobs vs. Jane Hamsher

I’m driving to Burnsville, MN this afternoon to check in on my cousin, aged 34, who’s been just diagnosed with lymphoma. It’s too early to tell what kind of lymphoma it is, those tests will be conducted tomorrow. While I worried and contemplated on the shortness of life on this planet, I have my XM tuned into C-SPAN, which recaps all of the Sunday morning political talk. I missed most of this morning’s shows, I was on the phone with my aunt getting updated on my cousin, so C-SPAN had something to catch my interest.

What I hear, makes me want to drive into the ditch. It’s a conversation between Mona Charen (The National Review) and Jane Hamsher (Fire Dog Lake) and the topic is on Barack Obama and his being labeled “a radical”. (Trust me, by the time you’ve finished reading this, you’ll be hoping that’s Mona Charen there getting punched in the nose.)

You can listen to the entire discussion here, but since I don’t have Real Time loaded on this PC (and I’m far too lazy to take the time to load it), I’ll paraphrase…

Specifically, the subject is on the latest McCain ad where he ties Barack Obama with sex education to five year old children… I’ll do my best from here:

CHAREN: But this isn’t the only time Obama’s been attached to radicalism from the left. There’s the bill he voted against while in the Illinois senate that would have made it illegal for doctors in hospitals to kill babies that managed to survive botched abortions.

At this point, I about snorted chunks out of my nose. Hamsher makes a snort noise herself.

HAMSHER: That’s completely untrue…

CHAREN: No it’s not!

HAMSHER: That just doesn’t ever happen. There’s no doctor and no hospital out there killing babies because…

CHAREN: It is absolutely true! There’s been a number of incidents where babies have survived a botched abortion and the hospital will kill…

HAMSHER: This is a Right Wing fantasy and there are no hospitals killing babies..

CHAREN: There is too!

HAMSHER: Name me one single incident. Give me the name of one hospital where they’ve been caught killing babies that have survived a botched abortion.

CHAREN: There was ahh… It was a hospital in Ohio. And uhh… Oh I forget the name. Ahhh… I have her name on my desk and I would ahh…I would be happy to mail it to Ms Hamsher. Ahh…

HAMSHER: There’s no hospital killing babies and this story is ridiculous.

CHAREN: No it’s not! This nurse, I forget her name, was in the room where the woman was having an abortion. And the baby came through the birth canal and it was still alive! The doctor botched the abortion but the baby was still alive and the nurse took the baby and was told to…to put it over there – you know, where the trash cans were. And this nurse, she asked if she could just hold the baby until it died! And the doctor said she would be allowed and so she carried this baby around until it died almost five hours later!!!

Yeah – that’s the story I listened to on the way to the hospital in Burnsville.

Hamsher did her own digging to find out the details on this story. First, by conducting her own investigation on who the “nurse” was in the first place. Put simply; Mona Charen was willing to sling the shit at Obama’s character, but unable to back it up, it’s up to the Liberal-Progressive to do all of the leg work for them.

The nurse, isn’t really a “nurse” any more than she’s a story-teller. She’s a columnist for World Net Daily, the same newspaper that regularly reports on alien sightings and alien-human hybrids being created. The columnist/nurse is one: “Jill Stanek”:

From Media Matters via Hamsher’s Fire Dog Lake:

Media outlets have quoted or cited criticism of Sen. Barack Obama by anti-abortion activist and WorldNetDaily columnist Jill Stanek without citing relevant facts that undermine her credibility, including her suggestion that domestic violence is acceptable against women who have abortions, her support of billboards in Tanzania with the words “Faithful Condom User” next to a picture of a large skeleton, and her citation of a report that “aborted fetuses are much sought after delicacies” in China to which she added, “I think this stuff is happening.”

Stanek has a wonderful imagination and a penchant for the insane.

But what was this Illinois bill that Mona Charen was talking about? Again, Hamsher has it covered:

…Mona Charen, who repeated the charge that Obama is pro-infanticide because he refused to support an amendment to the Illinois Abortion Law of 1975 called the “Born Alive Infants Protection Act.” She claimed the bill was necessary because of so many “botched abortions” resulting in infants who were “born alive” and murdered by hospitals who left them alone in to die in dirty linen closets, which I took issue with as a “right wing fantasy.”

It’s true Obama voted against the bill, but it was because the Illinois criminal code already prohibited such actions (which the Illinois Department of Public Health confirmed). But the bill also had a lot of poison pill threats to abortion rights, and rightly went down to defeat.

Make you feel better about these crazy Right Wing Nut Jobs?!

Hamsher even takes a time-out to note that Ann Coulter got in on the act when Stanek’s piece of trash hit the press.

…Yet Ann Coulter used Stanek’s account to claim that Obama “wants the doctors … chasing it through the delivery room to make sure it gets killed.”

They’re so scared of Obama that they would go to this level of extremes?! What we need is someone to kick off insane lies about these religious nuts, Republicans and the Conservatively Insane. I should be able to help… I could drum up a really imaginative story on John McCain… A really good one. Like, ahh…

McCain gang-rapes the high school cheerleading squad when he was 43 years old and as a result he ends up being the real father of the current governor of Alaska…who was a survivor of a botched abortion.

…A really good one, ya know?!! Something that’ll make ya embarrassed to be associated with the political party solely because they drag this kind of sewage around publically.

I’ll be quoted on every left-wing blogger site from Sydney to Bangor, Maine! Hell! I might even get referenced in a conversation going on C-SPAN or something!!

Gustav Who? Screw Louisiana! The GOP Parties with Hookers $ Blow!

Nice! Remember when the North Carolina GOP Chair wanted to run that ad against Barack Obama and his pastor Reverend Wright last April? The Chair gave McCain the virtual flip of the bird, ran the ad anyway, demonstrating to everybody that McCain pulls no more respect from his own political party than they would have towards Bill Clinton. While Hurricane Gustav is blowing down southern Louisiana, McCain asked for a very toned-down atmosphere in the Twin Cities citing a fear that it would be interpreted as being inapporpriate.

Again, the GOP couldn’t care less what McCain thinks or what he has to say.

And so they partied-on to a band called “Hookers $ Blow” while they hid behind pink feathered boas and wigs. My favorite was the one GOP dirt-bag who commented on the plight of those in southern Louisiana: “…Everybody has problems!”

Yeah, Buddy…Everybody has problems. You’ll have lots of problems come November when your political party goes the way of the pterodactyl.