McCain’s Race-Baiting Problem

Ashley Todd blew it for McCain and McCain blew it for the GOP. So, it’s McCain’s race-baiting problem. It’s becoming a rapid-fire of complete disasters for McCain’s entire campaign.

What a toilet-thing to do… We’ll all wonder if Michele Bachmann comes out and demands the media investigate Ashley Todd’s “anti-American sentiments”…

I’m waiting impatiently for a YouTube to mock this woman publicly.

Patriot Boy over at Jesus’ General notes that the GOP’s greatest wack-job, Michele Malkin, has doubts this story ended up as a hoax. Malkin notes that the “B” is backward, signaling that she drew it on while in front of a mirror, where Malkin offers:

Maaaaybe the alleged robber straddled her upside-down while carving it into her face.


But I’ve got my doubts.

I told you Malkin was a wack-job. No wonder Fox News fired her!

<sigh> Well, Malkin can wish all she wants… Ashley Todd has just confessed to the police.

Todd’s Twitter site has been pulled down – it was here. Her Facebook profile has been deleted, but the cached front page is here.

Sarah and Todd Palin: Their next child’s will be named “Zamboni”

You think I’m lying with that title don’t you! In People magazine that will hit newsstands today (Friday 10/24/08), Sarah Palin described herself as an “intellectual” and a veracious reader. She compliments these two wonderful traits of hers as a credit to her parents, both of them educators.

She can’t name a single newspaper or book when she was interviewed by CBS’s Katie Couric, but we should simply take her word for it: She’s a bookworm!!

Yeah, yeah, Sarah… You’re a horrible bullshit artist, and face it Girlfriend…You don’t read anything but menu on the wall at your local KFC…

But the last two paragraphs of the article are the most telling:

Palin said if she and husband Todd had had a sixth child, they had already picked a name for a boy joining siblings Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig.

I always wanted a son named Zamboni,” she said.

I just can’t help it. I have to ask: “Why would you name your kid after an ice conditioner?! With children named “Piper”, “Trig” or even “Track” – if you’re that big of a Hockey Mom, you could settle on naming your next kid “Stick” , “Check”, or “Goal”! Shoot – you could even cover with a name straight out of Shakespeare by naming your kid “Puck” and still get away with the Hockey motif…

But Zamboni?! …And you’re thinking your “Presidential” material with that? Let’s think this through:

“Hello Yer Majesty Mr Prime Minster… It’s a pleasure to meet’cha! You’re gonna love my familee… This is my husband Todd – He’s a Secessionist!! That means he really hates America… And here’s my children – this here is Track, he’s home from I-RACK… heheheh.. Ain’t that funny… Our son’s name rhymes with I-RACK… hehehe.. Ehem. And there’s Bristol over there with our first grandchild…. hehehe..We haven’t named that “Bundle O’ Joy” yet…We’re not even too sure who his Daddy is…And over here’s Willow, and this is Piper! Ain’t she cuter than a bugs ear?!? And here’s Trig, we just love him…

Oh! And this little charm… This here’s Zamboni – We named him after an Ice Finisher machine named after an obscure immagrant from Poland…. Ain’t he just adorable?!”

WTF is up with the MILF?!?”


Poor Michele… She just can’t feel Jesus’ love inside the GOP anymore. After running her mouth off on Hardball with Chris Matthews saying she thought Obama had “anti-American sentiments” and then called for the liberal media to investigate members of Congress for suspicions of “anti-American sentiments”, she’s seemed to have discovered “anti-Bachmann sentiments” coming out of the leadership of her own Republican Party.

First up: the NRCC. Headed by Tom Cole (R-OK CD#4). The National Republican Congressional Committee has apparently decided that Michele Bachmann has become such a liability that they’ve cut off all advertising funds for her campaign.

Ouch! It’s pretty well decided: Michele Bachmann’s hate-mongering mouth is not a course of action that the GOP Leadership wants to invest into…

Compare and Contrast: Fox News dumps Michelle Malkin for being a crazy hate-monger – the NRCC dumps Michele Bachmann for being the exact.same.thing.

From Politico:

The NRCC had reserved time on behalf of Bachmann in early October, but the money had yet to flow to her district. She was not among the beneficiaries of a rush of new independent expenditures the committee made in the past two days.

Pitchforks and the Torches have gathered in downtown Republicanville and they are none too pleased. In a more accurate word-choice: “They’re mad as Hell and they’re not going to take it anymore!!

Conservative Republican (The Pitchfork Family) Amanda Carpenter over at Townhall whined about the situation. Ms. Carpenter wrote with her Crying Towel nearby:

So what does the NRCC do when the going gets tough for Bachmann? They get going. Far, far away from her.

Apparently, since the NRCC didn’t run up and give bat-shit-crazy Michele Bachmann a giant squeezy-hug and then shove a giant sunflower into her machine-gun mouth… Ms Carpenter feels “left out”. Somebody must have decided that losing General Colin Powell to the Democrats was a bigger loss than losing Michele “I Love GWB” Bachmann and finally… Dumped her!

Editor-in-Chief Erik Erikson, a proud member of the Torch Family, whipped out the big stick from out of his ass and called Tom Cole (R-OK) a douchebag!

Let’s just call Tom Cole (R-OK), the head of the NRCC, what he is: a douchebag.

Erickson seems to be a wee upset, but manages to continue..:

Now, in the height of all douchebaggery, he has pulled all funding from Michelle Bachmann’s very winnable race in Minnesota, in which she is presently leading, though not by a great deal.

Why? Because Bachmann had the nerve to point out Obama pals around with anti-American domestic terrorists and other unsavory characters, i.e. she’s echoed Sarah Palin.

…Just a wee-bit pissed off? Earth To Erickson! Michele Bachmann spells her name with only one “L”…Not Two!! Earth to Erickson… Hello?!? Hello?!?!? Oh crap… Houston1 We’ve lost contact with Erickk Erickkson!!

And then… Erickson whips out his own Crying Towel:

But that’s okay. Apparently we have Republicans to spare.

Sarcasm! I like it!! Pouting?! Hrmm… Not so much.

The folks at Redstate run back to Update the original by clarifying to their guppy-headed faithful on why they’re so upset: They’re mad at Tom Cole for pulling the Bachmann support-ads!!

For perspective, Tom Cole has been sending money to Don Young in Alaska. So attacking the Democrats is unacceptable to Tom Cole, but taint and corruption is perfectly fine.

You still upset I called him a douchebag?

For those who are unaware of what he’s blabbering about, I’ll try to explain…

Alaskan Congresscreature Don Young is under investigation for earmarking $10million dollars to Florida to build/improve a road for one of his major campaign contributers. It’s a nasty story…read it here, here, and here.

Placed into context: (Republican) Redstate Editor-in-Chief, Erik Erickson is complaining that Tom Cole (R-OK), Chair of the National Republican Congressional Committee, will support (Heterosexual) Alaskan Congresscreature Don Young…but he won’t support Minnesota Congresscreature Michele Bachmann because she’s crazier than cow-snot on a barbed-wire fence. And, since watch-dog group CREW (Citizens for Responsibility for Ethics in Washington) has declared Don Young their MOST CORRUPT member in Washington, then it’s obvious — Tom Cole (R-OK) is a douchebag.

Get it?! The Pitchforks and the Torches within Republicanville are demanding the heads of their own Mayors, Dukes and Grand Wizards for doing what they should have done two years ago: They DUMPED BACHMANN!

Ugh!! In the immortal words of the Wicked Witch of the West as she melted away…What a world…what a world….

Minnesota local-yokel Republican, Andy Aplikowski (another Pitchfork) has his Crying Towel front-and-center.

Andy weeps:

I am just absolutely amazed at how far NBC is willing to go to cover up for their hack journalists like Chris Matthews.

Like Joe the Plumber, now Michele Bachmann has been more vetted by the mainstream media than Barrack Obama.

And seriously, they dug up Nick Coleman for this one?
I certainly hope the Republican Party of Minnesota is going to get involved now. Pawlenty threw Bachmann under the bus yesterday and I haven’t heard a single peep from Ron Carey. Let’s not forget that Carey is a constituent of Bachmann’s.

The full scale media attack to destroy Bachmann and twist her words is unreprehensible.

Awww… tsk tsk tsk… Poor Andy… He’s got an Idiot in Congressional Representation, and now that the National Republican Congressional Campaign has dumped her, he’s just going full-tilt with a wide-range on allegations:

  • Chris Mattews is an “NBC Hack”?!
  • NBC is “covering-up” for Matthews?!

Excuse me?!

Dear Andy Apilowski:

Chris Matthews is a “hack”?!

Are you serious?! …Or are you really that “new”?!

Seriously. I recall Chris Matthews booty-smooches GOP Crooks like Tom Delay (R-TX Jail Time) while yucking it up while off the air!!

Are you really that New?!?! Matthews is a “hack” because your Bachmann is that stupid and the GOP is now finding that out?!?”

Mr. Apilowski — Chris Matthews has been your best friend in Media – perhaps you’re the Hack-Job here and Michele Bachmann is the Wack-Job over there in DC!


Fruit F. Fly

Why can’t these Republicans taken responsibility for themselves?! It’s unbelievable!!

Okay all you cry-babies out there… Let’s let the “Mighty Fruit Fly” resolve the dispute for you. Let’s run over to the original transcript and read verbatim what Congresscreature Michele Bachmann said…Exactly

Transcript from the Federal News Service

MATTHEWS: So this is a character issue. You believe that Barack Obama may — you’re suspicious because of this relationship — may have anti-American views. Otherwise it’s probably irrelevant to this discussion.

REP. BACHMANN: Absolutely.

MR. MATTHEWS: So you believe it brings into —

REP. BACHMANN: I absolutely —

MR. MATTHEWS: So you believe that Barack Obama may have anti- American views.

REP. BACHMANN: Absolutely. I’m very concerned that he may have anti-American views. That’s what the American people are concerned about. That’s why they want to know what his answers are. That’s why Joe the plumber has figured so highly in the last few days —

Anything in there that appears like it was as cover-up?! Mr. Apilowski!?! Are you paying attention?!? Did your crazy Congresscreature say those words or did she not?!?!

And about the leaders in Congress? Bachmann says:

MR. MATTHEWS: What about people like Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, the liberals you were mentioning a moment ago? Where would you put them? Would you consider them anti-American as well?

REP. BACHMANN: I would consider them to have —

MR. MATTHEWS: Are they anti-American?

REP. BACHMANN: — far leftist views. I’m not going to say that they’re anti-American or pro-American.

MR. MATTHEWS: The speaker of the House is —

REP. BACHMANN: I will say the speaker —

So – Nancy Pilosi! Bachmann’s apparently not too sure about Senate Majority Leader Harry Ried… But Speaker of the House, Nancy Pilosi – she’s definitely got some of that “anti-American sentiments” in her. (I’m guessing it’s because Nancy PIlosi’s district is in that “Gay Area” known as San Francisco?!)

And what about the rest of the members of Congress?!

MR. MATTHEWS: Well, he’s a United States senator from Illinois. He’s one of the people you suspect as being anti-American. How many people in the Congress of the United States do you think are anti- American? You’ve already suspected Barack Obama. Is he alone, or are there others? How many do you suspect of your colleagues as being anti-American?

REP. BACHMANN: What I would say — what I would say is that the news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look. I wish they would. I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out, are they pro-America or anti-America? I think people would love to see an expose like that.

She’s a crazy person, you Goofs!!!

Michele Bachmann is nuttier than standing on Cashew Corner in Walnut Grove chewin’ on a Salted Nut Roll!

She’s the Acorn…with extra corn!!


I have a question:

Why does Alaska’s governor, Sarah Palin’s husband Todd Palin get a free-pass on this subject of “Anti-American Sentiments”?!

Alaska’s First Dude belonged to a secessionist movement up there in Wasilla called the “Alaska Independence Party”. Todd Palin would be thrilled to personally rip a star off the American flag at any opportunity by declaring Alaska separate from the United States. And yet; It’s the liberals in congress who are publicly accused on MSNBC with (Pitchfork) Chris Matthews by Minnesota’s Congresscreature Michele Bachmann, but Secessionists who hate America are ignored without regard

The Republican Vice Presidential Candidate applauds those who’ll happily denounce their citizenry of the United States – And that’s ignored. But, being a liberal from San Francisco will get you accused publicly on MSNBC’s Hardball with Chris Matthews.

Stay tuned for more on this horrifying story!!! Coming up soon: MIchele Bachmann hate’s Jesus and His Children by supporting Anti-Christian Petters’ fund-raiser Frank Vennes!!!

Caption These…

Picture A:________________________________

I named the photo “Caribou Barbie”; thinking the trolls finally had their revenge for all of those wolves killed via helicopter. But, since this remains somewhat of a free country (Gays still can’t marry), you can write in your own caption with the space provided.

Picture B:________________________________

This picture I named “McCain Supporters” because nothing spells out the common McCain voter in American than a couple of elderly East-European peasant women… Again; using the space provided… Please write in your own caption. (Hint: The woman on the right… That’s my Mom! Think carefully before you write, Dammit!!)

Picture C:________________________________

My first reaction to this cutie athlete who’s ended up exposing that very cute little tooshie was of Janet Jackson’s unfortunate runaway boob on-stage with Justin Timberlake. So, I called it “Wardrobe Malfunction” for a reason. By the way, if anybody recognizes this little Hottie, please ask him to call me @ 763-531-5170. All you need to say when the phone is answered is: “Hi! I”m looking for Fruit!”

Picture D:________________________________

I love free stuff. But, I’m puzzled: Why are they giving away free shit?!? I don’t get it! And, where are they keeping their shit?

I see bicycles, footballs, tables filled with miscellaneous things… But – where’s the real shit, guys?!?! Do you think they ran out of shit and so they’re hoping to get rid of other stuff while they have the opportunity?!?

Picture E:________________________________

I left the “gays” last of course… C’mon! You can’t have enough fun without seeing “the gays” dressed up a week before Halloween like the Teletubbies.

Now, you see that guy in the middle??! There’s the dead-beat. There’s the guy who’s missing his imagination – he’s the Republican. Because if he was smart – he would be dressed up like Jerry Falwell and pretending to be dead. So… Here’s your opportunity to write-in your own caption…

By the way, I like the “Purple” one. He’s missing his Magic Purse, but if anybody knows these four queers, can you give the Purple guy my number?! Please?!

Picture F:________________________________

Oh go ahead… Write your own caption here too…if you insist… Lessee – Umm… “F”… That would be “F” for “Fabulous”, “FruitFly”, “Fruit Cake” or “Fruit Loops”….

Gen Powell: Endorses Obama – Pukes on Palin

This morning on Meet the Press, Gen Colin Powell, former Secretary of State under GW Bush, endorsed Senator Barack Obama.

He noted that he was troubled by the way McCain handled the economic crises – fumbling around for answers for about a week, and he also thought Sarah Palin wasn’t ready to lead as Commander in Chief.

Colin Powell said:

“Now that we have had a chance to watch her for some seven weeks, I don’t believe she’s ready to be president of the United States, which is the job of the vice president,” Powell said. “And so that raised some question in my mind as to the judgment that Senator McCain made.”

Polite, but very harsh criticizm for both McCain and Sarah Palin.

I thought he handled it very well. Considering that I had lost all forms of respect for this man after trying to convince the UN Security Council that Iraq had WMD’s by utilizing counterfeited photographs to prove his point.

Powell chided the leadership within the Republican party by their tactics in discussing Obama. He complained that where he went where he talked about Obama with the Republican leadership, Republicans replied by saying:

“You know he’s a Muslim”.

Powell, as fine of a man as he is, continued by saying to Tom Brokaw: “Of course he isn’t a Muslim – he’s a Christian man. But that isn’t the correct answer, is it? Simply countering by saying “He isn’t a Muslim” is the wrong answer. The right answer would be: “So what if he is a Muslim? Why is it now wrong in American to have a religious faith?”

Since I subscribe to little of either religious faith, I couldn’t have been more proud of a man who’s figured it out.

Powell also complained about McCain’s constant badgering about his alleged ties to William Ayers. Making it such a central issue seems to be apparent that McCain has nothing to offer the American people except noting he’s not as bad as everybody else. Powell returned to the Leadership within the GOP by complaining how they’ve virtually shut out everybody.

All of which is very true! Since the Evangelical Christian take-over of the GOP, courtesy of the Bush Administration, the Republican Party has virtually nothing left to offer the American public. They’ve run off the moderate Republicans, as well as liberal and moderate Christians. It was Ronald Reagan who brought them “less government oversight and government downsizing” and it was John McCain who spearheaded much of the government’s deregulation!

Today, McCain gives speeches dedicated entirely to the idea of more regulation and more government oversight. George W Bush has nationalized the mega-financial institutions, and John McCain wants to nationalize the toxic mortgage meltdown.

Also missing from the GOP platform is their Family Values propaganda. What used to bring them thousands of voters to believe in the American (nuclear) family, now turn to the Democrats to find that character.

McCain – cheating on his first wife who was recently severely injured in a car accident. Dumps his wife and marries a beer heiress.

Palin – allegedly had an affair on her own husband, found guilty under Alaskan Statute 39.52.110 (a), her daughter, still a juvenile, turns up pregnant in spite of Abstinence Only training.

Where’s the Family Values crowd this year?!??

As Powell has noted by the GOP’s practice of xenopobia, and the GOP’s loss of major party platform issues, it’s the Republicans this election season who appears to have fallen apart.

McCain on Letterman: “I Screwed Up”. <- No Sh€t?!

Cheezus… It just writes itself:

Let’s all remember: He’s admitted to graduating on the bottom fifth of his class at the Naval Academy. And he’s an admitted “illiterate” who needs his current wife to help him with his lack of computer skills!

Who hasn’t answered their Clue Phone yet?!? Anyone?!? Anyone?!? Bueller?!? Bueller?!?!

There used to be a day when the GOP laughed at the American public electing some “Hillbilly” who was Governor of some jerk-water state called Arkansas. The GOP, (Rush Limbaugh included) made millions in advertising dollars on the idea of some complete Dolt who would represent the United States of America for Heads of State…


That was then, and this is now:

…Millions of Americans tuned into Letterman and watch McCain say: “Ummmm… I screwed up!” and begged David Letterman for some leeway…

Literally, begged!!

Please! Watch the video again!! McCain begs Letterman by admitting that he simply screwed up!

My personal letter to Senator McCain is simple:

Dear Senator McCain:

Your predecessor, (Republican) George W. Bush gets the free-pass: He screwed up Planet Earth at a $700 Billion welfare bail-out for greed, gluttony and debauchery. We don’t need another Republican admitting he “Screwed Up” on late-night comedy.

Electing Senator John McCain as President of the United States of America would require the American public make an appearance on David Letterman and admit the exact same thing: “We screwed up!”

Senator McCain, let me help you with this delimma: “You just screwed yourself out of a job!


Fruit F. Fly

Piper Palin spots an Obama Supporter

Woops! Maybe she’s flipping the bird to the fashion designer who insisted her Mom wear that coat out in public! Egads – that thing is dreadful!

I have to ask: “Is that what’s on the cover of Pentecostal Magazine these days?!” Wearing that thing, I promise: “Vice President Palin” will turn heads of cattle, not Heads of State.

(Jeesus!! Why can’t they find a gay guy to dress that woman properly?!?!?)

…Ooooh! I know! Maybe Little Piper’s flipping the bird to her future brother-in-law; the one who hates God and children! The GOP is the true “Family Values” crowd, you know!!

…Maybe she’s flipping the bird to all her X-BFF’s in da Hood from the crib in Wasilla and she simply sayin’: “Yo! Get outta my grill beyotch!!!”

I don’t know. I’m too old to understand Americas youth anyway.

I just loved this photo… Little girl flipping the bird with her Mom wearing a Moo-Moo of a Mu-Mu in the background.

h/t Joe.My.God XOXXO