Ann Coulter: Broken jaw-bone = “Shut the FÜ©# Up”!

Ann CoulterPage Six, of the NY Times is reporting that Ann Coulter has a broken jaw-bone. Taking a wee-bit of delight in the silence coming from one of the meanest and nastiest people from the Republican Party’s core they said:

THAT although we didn’t think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut . . .

The LA Times’ “The Envelope” couldn’t help themselves by giggling at the possibility the story is true and even floating the wonder on how her jaw came to be broken in the first place! In a piece titled ”
Ann Coulter’s jaw wired shut! We’re sooo sad….” they go on giggling like children by noting:

I know, I know. If the report is true, It’s almost as if our prayers have been answered.

Apparently it was broken, but by whom, no one seems to be sure. We could hazard a guess, but why throw roses yet.

The blogosphere is already aquiver over the idea of a forced Coulter Moment of Silence.

Finally, the Right Wing Barbie Doll has to shut up.

With a broken jaw, her mouth has been wired shut. I can only assume they’ve shut her up so that she now looks like this:

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Coulter’s personal blog hasn’t been updated since November 19th, less than a full-week. …Some bizarre entry called “Genious, Thy Name is Obama” where she bitches and whines about stupid crap like the rest of the Rabid Right blogosphere. Example:

I don’t recall the media swooning when President George W. Bush reached out to rivals, such as Sen. Teddy Kennedy, who was asked to co-write Bush’s education bill. In fact, the way I remember it, Bush is liberals’ most hated president ever (only because they can’t remember George Washington or they’d hate him, too).

Yeah, it’s a stretch, I know….Comparing GWB with GW (Potomic River) within the same paragraph – Stupid.

Name-dropping a political Liberal “Ted Kennedy” who has brain-cancer into the same ridiculous train of thought? …Why, that’s just priceless!

Meanwhile, we’ll all enjoy the silence.

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