Die, Donnie Osmond! Die! Die! DIE!!!!

donnie_dollFrom (D-List) Donny Osmond’s Official Blog…”Website”…or whatever:

There are many gay individuals that are members of our church. I know many of them. In fact, some of my best friends are gay. You ask how I react regarding their marriages. Well, I do support our Church leaders who say that we can accept those with gay tendencies in our church as long as they do not act upon their temptations. Everyone has tenancies to succumb to temptation, but we all have the same standard given to us by our Father in Heaven. Whether we may be tempted to be immoral with members of our own sex or of the opposite sex, we are expected to live chaste lives. This is very well explained not only in the Book of Mormon, but in the Bible as well.

Yeah Donnie. Guess what, you putz: In The First Book of Gay, Chapter 14, verse 6 it says:

Let no religious bigot be allowed to force your distraction. For they are an abomination unto the Great Lesbian Bitch Goddess, and She shall smite them, every one of them and all of their brethern.

In the third chapter, 18th verse in the Book of Trannie it says:

And the Great Lesbian shall rain fire and brimstone upon the house of Mormon. And she shall smite them like a Lion unto the lamb. And the Mormon Church will be no more upon Earth. (v.19) The Great Lesbian smiled upon the World without the Mormon Church and She said; “It is a good thing that they are no more.”

In the Book of the Great Lesbian, Chapter 9, verse 3, the Great Goddess Bitch wrote these Holy Words:

“And there will be false idols, who claim to be Mormons, who will accuse you and berate you for your sacred homosexuality. They will claim superiority over your Holy Lives because they worship false Gods and worship stupid stories from those who would seek fame for their own fortunes. (v.4)They will flaunt their false Gods before you. But they are assholes, my Children. (v.5) They are without substance and they speak not the truth. (v.6)From out of them will be shit, and into them you will want to dildonize. From the least of these, will be one who calls himself “Osmond”, and he shall Die. (v.7) Thus sayeth the Great Lesbian Bitch Goddess.”

Amazing in the accuracy of our Prophetess, don’t you think?!?

I am truly sick of religious fanatiscism in this country. Did you ever hear of a Hindi terrorist? Find me a Buddhist homophobe and I’ll give you a grand wizard of the Klu Klux Klan from Canada.
KKK

Here comes another cult religion called the Mormon Church and their celebrities talk about gay people like we’re nothing but plastic toy figurines. Being too small of a man himself; Osmond patronizes the GLBT community by using his religion as a crutch for his personal excuse of homophobia. Afraid to offend too many of his lame-duck fan club members, he patronizes the GLBT community again by saying:

There are many gay individuals that are members of our Church. I know many of them. In fact, some of my best friends are gay.

Have you ever heard white folks saying (while holding a canapé in their right hand and a glass of fine chardonnay in their left);

I don’t have anything against black people… Some of my best friends are black!

Strange: They’re always surrounded by white people when they say crap like that and there isn’t an African-American within thirty five miles of the country club. Donnie Osmond is the exact same piece of crap.

By the way, while I’m at it; the Second Book of Gay, chapter 3, verse 2 says:

Straight people should always be nice to gay people, lest they get kicked in the balls by a platoon of Drag Queens.

(v.3) For we are Legion

Let’s all remember: During this Holiday Season, there are to be no charitable contributions to any religious charities. Thanks to the hate mongers over at the Mormon Church and to people like Donnie Osmond who helped take away our rights to marry in California’s Prop 8, nothing goes to Catholic Charities, the Salvation Army…Nothing to religious groups all throughout the season. If you have money set aside for your charitable donations, I recommend you donate to groups like Move On, Toys for Tots, ACORN or UNICEF. Hell, you can donate to me if you want!

2 Responses

  1. You list Move On and ACORN among charitable organizations?

    Yikes… I like a little less partisanship in my charities. Ya know so everyone can benefit.

  2. Roland;

    Thanks for the comment – but I did include myself in that list! So if you’re not interested in either, then by all means, send me the $$.

    Do you need my bank’s routing numbers or do you need a PayPal number?!

    Let me know!

    XOXXO

    Fruit F. Fly

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