I had to take some “time-out” time with Jesus’ General and catch up on what that liberal-Communist has been posting on his very heterosexual blog-site. It’s been a tough-week.
Fortunately for me; I usually don a crucifix around my neck before my visitations with The General. Also typical, I leave with a scalding hot shower complete with sulphuric acid bath, and a quick rinse of glycerin purchased from plastic surgeons selling human fat-tissue in the back ally-ways of Malibu, California.
Check out his “Baptist Pastor” series.
This “Holy Dipshit” is so anti-abortion and so “pro-life” that not only will he kick the ass of any false profit from his living room, he’ll actually finish up his 2-minute sermon with a prayer to God Almighty to kill any false-prophet and send that person’s soul to a permenant damnation in Hell. (…Because God is Love, and Jesus was a pascifist, of course! That’s just how his “Holy Trinity” rolls!)
Pepsi is for queers? Stop drinking Pepsi because the the company donated $500,000 to a non-profit group?.
Look – you add some vodka to that can of Pepsi and that pissed off Baptist-preacher will have his Underoos pulled down around his ankles faster than Miss Piggy could find a can of Vasaline and Kermit could pop a handful of Cialis. The whole image is so gay, I’m expecting someone to show up in the camera-shot and offer me a brown-paper bag to stowe my clothes and join the homo-orgy.
Even the crazy-voices behind the camera exuberate homo-eroticsm. It’s a testosterone overdoes of Crazy.
And finally, a photo that was obviously posted by Senator John McCain (R-AZ) sometime around last-Mothers Day that bears mentioning:
Cucumbers and dill.
Basil and tomato.
Pizza and Beer.
Mom and Condoms.
Who really needed to go there? Seriously.
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