Shannyn Moore to Gov Sarah Palin: We Got Rid of the Queens, Too

Shannyn Moore, a liberal blogger from Homer, Alaska has been crashing in on Governor Sarah Palin’s (R-AK)  political tea party far too long.  It’s pissed off the Governor so much, she’s now threatening lawsuits against Moore and all of the rest of us liberal bloggers who dare say anything nasty against Her Royal Fucking Majesty.

“”To the extent several websites, most notably liberal Alaska blogger Shannyn Moore, are now claiming as ‘fact’ that Governor Palin resigned because she is ‘under federal investigation’ for embezzlement or other criminal wrongdoing, we will be exploring legal options this week to address such defamation,” Van Flein (Palin’s attorney)  said in

Her Majesty: Queen Sarah I

Her Majesty: Queen Sarah I

a statement. “This is to provide notice to Ms. Moore, and those who re-publish the defamation, such as Huffington Post, MSNBC, the New York Times and The Washington Post, that the Palins will not allow them to propagate defamatory material without answering to this in a court of law.”

Do you remember Palin at the GOP Convention in St Paul last year?  Her comment about “…pitbull with lipstick”?!  Well, Shannyn Moore is going to be holding a press conference of her own, and apparently she’s a pitbull that won’t be muzzled:

I’m holding a press conference today at 2pm ADT/6pm EDT in front of Governor Palin’s Anchorage office.  My prepared statement is below.  I will be taking questions.

On the Fourth of July, when Americans everywhere were celebrating our most sacred national holiday with parades and barbeques, Governor Sarah Palin was busy having me, Shannyn Moore, declared an Enemy of the State.

In a rambling quasi-legal letter, the most powerful person in this state accused me of defaming her for pointing out the fact that there have been rumors, -rumors- of corruption, rumors that have been around for years.

When Sarah Palin gave her three-weeks notice to the people of Alaska, aborting her term as Governor, a lot of people wondered why she quit.  Mid-level managers turn-in their notice, not elected public officials.  It didn’t make sense.  It still doesn’t.  People have been trying to guess why she really quit, and everyone in Alaska has been playing the guessing game.  They’re rumors. There are a lot of rumors.  And with all the corruption we’ve had here in Alaska, of course we wonder what’s really behind her resignation.

Governors don’t just quit.  But Governor Palin did.

The governor’s massive overreaction -on the Fourth of July no less- should make any reasonable person wonder what’s wrong with her.  The Lady protests way too much.  Eventually we’ll all find out why she really walked off the job.

Sarah Palin is a coward and a bully.  What kind of politician attacks an ordinary American on the Fourth of July for speaking her mind?  What’s wrong with her?  The First Amendment was designed to protect people like me from the likes of people like her.  Our American Revolution got rid of kings.  And queens, too. Am I jacked-up? You betcha.

Sarah Palin, if you have a problem with me, then sue me.  Shannyn Moore will not be muzzled!

I love it!

Well, I only sort of love it.  When Shannyn Moore is saying that our American Revolution got rid of queens, she’s talking about Royalty, isn’t she?  I hope she’s not talking about all of those gay guys like me!  Where in the hell would we hold our Gay Pride Parades and our Debutant Balls?!  For gods sakes…FruitFly 6

Who will arrange your flowers ?!

Think of your children, People!  Who’s going to plan your daughters’ weddings?!

Just to make sure I’m included in that lawsuit: Sarah Palin is a Giant-Sized Boob! Sarah Palin is dumber than a bag full of hammers! Sarah Palin is so full of bullshit, they put her on the end-zones of football games to keep the flies off the Alaskan cheerleaders! Sarah Palin is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet. Sarah Palin is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money. Sarah Palin is so stupid, she got locked in at Matress World and slept on the damned floor.

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