Christian Family Values Kills Baby w/Baseball Bat

Yeah-  Gay folks shouldn’t adopt or parent a child, because Christianity is so much better.

Swinging bat kills baby at prayer service in Wheaton, Minn

It started with a dispute over a washer and dryer.

It ended with the death of a 14-month-old girl, hit in the head with a baseball bat during a prayer service.

The two men arrested in the Thursday night attack, as well as the dead girl’s family, were members of Thy Kingdom Come Church in Wheaton, in western Minnesota, site of the attack, the church’s pastor said.

Pastor Danny Barnes said he had given the washer and dryer to the girl’s father, Claude Hankins, but one of the men had felt the appliances should go to him.

Barnes was out of town at his son’s cross country meet when he got a phone call about the dispute, which he said took place between Hankins and one of the men at a thrift store between 4:30 and 5 p.m.

That’s right!  They killed the baby over a washer and dryer!  How honorable and proud these Christians must be.  I wonder how many anti-abortion radicals will be walking into church services at the Thy Kingdom Come church and assasinating these two men?  They’re so “pro-life”, aren’t they?!

Read the whole (disgusting) story here.

Rep Michele Bachmann: Kill Medicare Now!

Let’s not forget, the GOP demonized Medicare from the beginning.  When it was created in the 1960’s, Ronald Reagan (R-Dead) said that if we didn’t kill Medicare, we’d end up trying to explain to our grandchildren what it was like when men used to be free.

So tell me: Who’s trying to create “Death Panels”?  Is it Barack Obama, or is it Rep Michele (Mass Suicide) Bachmann?

Redstate’s Jackie & Dunlap: It’s Just a Brand-Name, That’s All!

Dunlap explains to Jackie that on the issues between the Republicans and the Democrats, even the Kennedy’s and the Bush’s – they’re all just selling a brand-name.  They’re all just a bunch of bastards in the same club! Watch for the end when they each grab a bottle of Jack Daniels and suck on it like a kid hangig off a nanny-goat.

My thanks to Monkeyfister for keeping a sharp-eyed lookout!

Art of Noise: Beat-Box

Fox News’ Twitter Acct Gets Hacked: “We Want To Make Out With Obama!!”

Assuming the account was hacked by a 13-year old techno-geek, Fox News’ Twitter account got fried with a butt-load of hilarity earlier today.

Of course, by the time you comb down to the bottom of the list, the language becomess obvious: The kid was obviously Ferris Bueller because his parents bought him a computer instead of a convertible…which is what they bought for his older-sister.  Also obvious; Bill O’Reilly will have to aim his sites on all of those “Not So Fair-And-Balanced” computer hackers out there who are willing to damage their reputation for…Umm…  Something or other.

In addition to those seen in the thumbnail, Media ITE (story source) included this juicy Tweet that bears mentioning:

“We want to make out with Barack Obama. That’s how much we love him.”

I haven’t laughed that hard since I fried a Novell file server in ’95 by renaming “syscon.exe” to “jerkwad.com”. (Hint: Geek Humor Alert!)

FruitFly 6Fox News is claiming that the account didn’t belong to them (so no harm was done).  Meanwhile, they went out on a limb to clarify that they had a conversation with the Twitter-Dudes about the incident and that they had the account deleted (because it didn’t belong to them anyway).  It’s the power of “Fox News”: They have that kind of juice with Twitter!

Don’t believe me? Check it out…”jerkwad“!  h/t to mparent!  Good Eye, Dude!

Hitler Upset By Vikings Signing Bret Favre

Jim Weidt of Holyoke, MN is a Big Fat Douche!

From “Readers Write” in today’s Minneapolis Star-Tribune, Jim Weidt of Holyoke, MN says:

We have to vote yes on health care for Ted! For Ted! For Ted! Once again the Democrats will attempt to use their dead for political power. What a shame.

JIM WEIDT, Holyoke, Minn.

Awww, Now isn’t that a slice of American apple-pie laced with GOP hypocrisy?

FruitFly 6…Because it isn’t like the GOP has been carrying around that moth-ridden corpse of Ronald Reagan’s for the past five years.  Even before that Old Goat finished eating his last tin-can, the GOP was screaming to get his mug on Mount Rushmore for God’s sakes!

…Just taking “One for the Ol’ Gipper!”