Secret Young Republicans training compound located!!

First photos are emerging from behind the enemy lines, where their nefarious indoctrination techniques corrupt the innocent minds of America’s youth and prepare them for a life committed to espousing Republican ideology that runs counter to their own self interests!

We all owe a debt of gratitude to the Democratic operatives that have risked their lives to bring us this first haunting photo:

Elephant Slide

Here we can obviously see a seemingly innocent piece of playground equipment that has been twisted by the right-wing propaganda masters into some sort of sick political metaphor…

Undercover operatives for the Democratic Party have told us that Republican parents force their unwilling children up the molded plastic stairs into the GOP’s “Indoctrination Machine.” These children remain inside for up to 48 hours until they are fully processed. The children, once they are completely transformed into a smelly mass of waste material, will eventually tumble down the chute behind the Indoctrination Machine fully prepared to carry-on the Neocon Agenda.

Said one Republican mother after her child was expelled from the Indoctrination Machine: “Oh, he’s still the little stinker he always was….” where she snickered and waddled away.FruitFly

UNICEF, Save the Children and Sally Struthers have begun nationwide media campaigns to save these poor little children before they’ve become indoctrinated into the little GOP shit’s that’s expected of each and every one of them. So please: If you can give anything, please give to Sally Struther’s Christian Children’s Fund. Because Jesus, and only Jesus could love these little Turds.

I found it on Bartcop Nation… So it must be true!

Dear Air America Radio: “Good job guys!”

I heard from my good friend Mags who told me that Mikemalloy Malloy was fired (Wednesday). I’m not a huge Mike Malloy fan, but I love Mike’s message, and I have a deep respect for that “commie liberal slime-ball”. When I heard the news I was stunned. I desperately looked for an update on the news and found nothing. The most information I found out about his termination from AAR was on Mike Malloy’s website, as well as on Wikipedia.

Bartcop had my best update about Mike Malloy’s termination. (ht).

Found on Randi's WebsiteEarlier today, I’m listening to Randi Rhodes and she’s yelling about racism within CBS for allowing that reality show Survivor and pulling the race-card. The show is doing that “team-grouping” based on race and Randi’s ticked off because racism in the 2006 is worse than Royal Bush Manure. And yet, it was only the day before when I was talking to my good friend Cappadonna who complained about the fact that Air America has no African-American radio hosts.

So now I’m confused. I don’t know what to look up listen on YouTube!!!

a.) AAR – You guys are a bunch of jerks and Randi Rhodes isR Rhodes a hypocrite ! <- Yeah, I said it and I’ll say it again! That makes me want to listen to Alanis Morrissette’s “Isn’t it Ironic?“.

b.) Or perhaps I’m better off focusing on Mike Malloy and thinking positive things and listen to some Tom Petty’s Refugee.

CheersSo, there ya go…I’ve decided. Go and grab something cold and watch Tom Petty’s song Refugee along with me and at the end of the video – raise your beer, your Diet Coke, your mocha-latte or whatever the heck is in your hand and join me in a a toast to Mike Malloy!!

Here’s to you Mike… My best to you and yours! Cheers!