Conservative nut-jobs are revolting over the newly discovered Mike Huckabee. “I’d rather vote for Hillary than vote for Huckabee” is the new mantra over at Redstate.
Not that what one blogger thinks matters that much, but if Huckabee gets the nomination, I’m voting Democratic. It’s not just an idle threat; I just won’t vote for him and in fact won’t even vote third party or stay home. I’ll vote for the Democratic candidate, even Hillary.
The Republicans are in so much trouble this time around. Conservative evangelical leader Bob Jones stupidly threw his endorsement to Mitt Romney even though he thinks the Mormon faith is a cult. Now that Huckleberry Hound is “popular”, the Bob Jones crowed are Splitsville. Since the Konservative Khristian Kommunity is getting the jitters over Huck like he’s a shiny new coin, they’re splitting the rest of the GOP.
Meanwhile Huck hasn’t learned his P’s and Q’s as a Republican politician:
- Rule #1: Never..NEVER say anything bad against another Republican.
- Rule #2: Never speak ill of the Bush Crime family.
Yesterday, CNN reported Huck to say about King George:
Republican Mike Huckabee is questioning the Bush administration’s policy on Iraq, criticizing what he calls the White House’s “arrogant bunker mentality.”
tsk tsk tsk…Naughty Naughty! Next thing we’ll hear is Huckleberry being fitted for a brand-new pair of cement shoes!!
Today, Romney on MTP said of Huckleberry’s harsh words against der Führer:
That’s an insult to the president, and Mike Huckabee should apologize to the president.
The guy from Redstate goes on:
If we’re going to have eight years of liberal rule, I’d rather the Democratic Party be governing, so at least they can take the blame.
And, quite frankly, Hillary is to the right of Huckabee on most issues, if only because she’s politically afraid to do the kind of crap Huckabee does and dream of doing at night. She couldn’t afford to be as soft as Iran as Huckabee would.
And I don’t think I’m alone on this.
Some other Wing-Nut adds his own thoughts to the GOP v Huckabee disaster.
I am done voting for Republicans who don’t represent what I believe in, low taxes and small government. Frankly, I think Huckabee just might be worse than Hillary on that score and if we have a Republican President advocating the above and the foreign policy stuff Ace lays out below – I will not enable it.
Hark! I hear the bugles playing..! Wha? What’s that song they’re playing??! It’s Taps!!
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