McCain’s AZ Co-Chair Rick Renzi Indicted: This time, It Wasn’t For Toilet Sex

McCain TalosianThe Huffington Post has reported less than an hour ago, Arizona Congress- man Rick Renzi has been indicted for extortion, money laundering, wire fraud among others. Congressman Renzi (R-AZ) also serves as the Arizona co-chair for John McCain’s campaign for President of the United States.

Rick RenziSays the Huffington Post:

The charges boil down to this, basically. Renzi is charged with doing everything he can as a congressman to strong-arm others into buying land from his buddy James Sandlin — Sandlin then allegedly kicked back sizable chunks of cash back to Renzi in a series of complicated financial transactions (thus the money laundering charge). The main details of these charges were reported by the Arizona papers and The Wall Street Journal last year.

The entire indictment can be read here.

Renzi stepped down from his position on the House Intelligence Committee on April 20th in 2007 after his business and house was raided by the FBI and several documents were removed. Said the Congressman when he had heard about the raid:

“Today, the FBI came to my family’s business to obtain documents related to their investigation,” Renzi said. “I view these actions as the first step in bringing out the truth. Until this matter is resolved, I will take a leave of absence from the House Intelligence Committee. I intend to fully cooperate with this investigation.”

Senator McCain, apathetically decided Congressman Renzi was still the best crook man to chair his presidential campaign anyway and made him a co-chair in his home state of Arizona.

This news comes on the heels of just two days ago when it was implied by the New York Times that Senator McCain had an unsually, and perhaps a sexual relationship, with the powerful telecom lobbyist, Vicki Iseman.

A female lobbyist had been turning up with him at fund-raisers, visiting his offices and accompanying him on a client’s corporate jet. Convinced the relationship had become romantic, some of his top advisers intervened to protect the candidate from himself — instructing staff members to block the woman’s access, privately warning her away and repeatedly confronting him, several people involved in the campaign said on the condition of anonymity.

Senator McCain denied the charges and his staff whined about “the liberal press”.

bob allenIn July of 2007, Senator McCain’s Florida campaign co-chair, state representative Bob Allen (R-FL), was arrested for solicitation of sex in a men’s public restroom in Titusville, FL where he was offering $20.00 for the opportunity to perform the sex act.

Allen was considered to be acting suspicious by police as he entered and exited the men’s room three times, according to a Titusville Police report. Moments later, he approached the plainclothes officer and offered to perform oral sex for $20, police said.

GAy RestroomBob Allen, a long time champion of Anti-Gay Rights in Florida plead not guilty, paid the $500 bail and then said to the press:

“I am filing a not guilty plea. I am vigorously going to fight this,” he said. “I am not resigning my office, because the people elected me [and] want me to do a good job and I am going to do a good job for them in finishing this term. ..

Representative Allen’s arrested record can be found by clicking here.

Allen’s rational, when he was arrested, stated that he made the offer because:

In describing an incident where he was arrested for soliciting prostitution, the representative commented that he was afraid a “stocky black man” was going to rob him.

Meaning of course; “If you’re in the public toilet and a “stocky black man” comes in, you should offer to perform oral sex on him and give him a twenty-dollar bill as a bribe in exchange for your life, or at a minimum – your wallet.” Lest we all forget, this man proudly promoted anti-gay legislation and championed the idea that GLBT citizens lacked good “American family values”. Representative Allen later apologized rather stupidly to the Florida NAACP by saying:

“Are you ducking into a class warfare, race warfare scenario? Are you trying to pit the two together? If that sensitivity has been crossed that’s defiantly something I’d apologize for,” Allen said.

During the trial, the jury was taken to the Titusville park where he was arrested and were given a tour of the mens room before they found him guilty. Which is interesting, because he didn’t offer any of the jury members twenty dollars to suck their members during the tour.

McKeeThis breaking news about Rick Renzi comes only a week after it was revealed that state delegate Robert A. McKee (R-MD) had his Hagarstown home searched by the FBI where they found child pornography. No word has come in on whether or not McKee had anything to do with John McCain’s presidential campaign in Maryland.FruitFly 6 But of course, I never even bothered to try to find out. It’s an easy assumption that he did.

RuPaul to Michele Bachmann: “I’ve just one thing to say…YOU’D BETTER WORK”

Old FruitfliesMichele Bachmann (R-MN) has opened her mouth and said something completely moronic…again. This time she isn’t groping GW Bush and hoping to swap some spit with him. Nor has she shown up with her gay fabulous husband at the I-35W bridge to laugh at the dead Minnesotans who’s bodies are rotting on the riverbed floor.

This time she’s insulted every citizen in Minnesota by jumping into the promotion of a bill called “The Middle Class Protection Act“. It’s a bill that doesn’t protect the middle class at all. In fact, the Middle Class isn’t even an equation in the bill at all! It’s a bill that cuts corporate taxes by 25%.

HA! “When was the last time the Middle Class saw a 25% tax cut, Ms. Former Tax Attorney?”

vomitBachmann will vote against Minnesota’s kids to get health care and she’ll give away 25% tax cuts for businesses… With a Congresscritter like that, who needs terrorists?! We’re already voting them in to office!

But Buchmann shows about as concerned about the Middle Class as she is about her husband’s missing ball-gag.

Thrilled by her narcissistic “brilliance”, Bachmann decides to brag it up about her new bill at a pres conference. (She’s not only counting big corporate donations to her campaign, ya know!). In front of hundreds of flashing bulbs and the dank odor of Old Spice coming from her audience, Bachmann smiles brightly and clears her throat. She grabs the the microphone, exactly like her husband taught her… A firm grip at the base, not so hard at the end…She pulls out the wad of Bazooka Joe that’s in her mouth and says:housefly

“I am so proud to be from the state of Minnesota,” Bachmann said at a press conference today. “We’re the workingest state in the country, and the reason why we are, we have more people that are working longer hours, we have people that are working two jobs.”

…This, from a woman who’s whoring with the worst President of the United States and who’s husband has the largest collection of crop-whips north of the Mason-Dixon Line and east of the Pecos.

Bachmann wiggled away from the podium looking like a langostino wrapped in bacon, stopped once to picked the pink spandex Capris out of the crack in her ass and disappeared in her stretched limo. She didn’t bother to answer any questions. She never does. Nobody even got to ask if she even knew Minnesota lost 2,300 jobs in December alone. Not that anyone would expect her to know; she wouldn’t care anyway.

Black Garbage FlyOn that same day, Electrolux, a corporation in St Cloud, MN and deep inside Bachmann’s 6th District, laid off 190 employees. Do you think Michelle Bachmann knew that? If she did, and I ain’t sayin’ one way or the other; she could have thought intelligently about Minnesota’s inflation rate is currently at a 17 year high.

Bob Olson, a DFL candidate who’s expected to bring some form of respect to the citizens in Minnesota’s CD 6th, was quick for a response to Congresswoman Bachmann’s disgusting arrogance. In his own press release today, Mr. Olson said:

Folks don’t take extra hours or extra jobs for fun, congresswoman. They’re trying to survive. If you got out and talked to real folks, not handpicked audiences, you’d realize that health care costs are soaring; that college tuition is beyond the reach of many deserving students; and that gas prices are putting a pinch on many families–resulting in higher prices at the grocery store.

Hooche-mama… Nastay..! And he goes on:Pig Lipstick

I understand that you’re putting lipstick on our pig of an economy because the president you blindly support is running America into the ground, but touting the hardships that too many families from St. Cloud to Woodbury are enduring is absolutely offensive.

And after he’s bloodied her nose, he said:

Minnesota would be better served if you became the ‘workingest’ congresswoman in Washington and started seriously addressing the challenges our country faces. The people of our district didn’t send you to Washington to cozy up to the oil companies that are polluting our environment; the corporate titans that outsource our jobs; or the health insurance companies that jack up our premiums. They sent you there to work.

FruitFly 6And that, my friends, is a political Throwdown. If your Mother says shit like that to you, you don’t forget it for a very long time. If your minister says to you..”Look, the people sent you up there to DC to work…not shoot your mouth off like you’re an idiot…” You listen, and you best listen well. And, if RuPaul says it: Well…

Michelle Malkin’s newest gig: Deride and whine about the Housing Foreclosure Victims

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houseflyUmmm… You have to click on it, Silly!!

 

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