Secret Young Republicans training compound located!!

First photos are emerging from behind the enemy lines, where their nefarious indoctrination techniques corrupt the innocent minds of America’s youth and prepare them for a life committed to espousing Republican ideology that runs counter to their own self interests!

We all owe a debt of gratitude to the Democratic operatives that have risked their lives to bring us this first haunting photo:

Elephant Slide

Here we can obviously see a seemingly innocent piece of playground equipment that has been twisted by the right-wing propaganda masters into some sort of sick political metaphor…

Undercover operatives for the Democratic Party have told us that Republican parents force their unwilling children up the molded plastic stairs into the GOP’s “Indoctrination Machine.” These children remain inside for up to 48 hours until they are fully processed. The children, once they are completely transformed into a smelly mass of waste material, will eventually tumble down the chute behind the Indoctrination Machine fully prepared to carry-on the Neocon Agenda.

Said one Republican mother after her child was expelled from the Indoctrination Machine: “Oh, he’s still the little stinker he always was….” where she snickered and waddled away.FruitFly

UNICEF, Save the Children and Sally Struthers have begun nationwide media campaigns to save these poor little children before they’ve become indoctrinated into the little GOP shit’s that’s expected of each and every one of them. So please: If you can give anything, please give to Sally Struther’s Christian Children’s Fund. Because Jesus, and only Jesus could love these little Turds.

I found it on Bartcop Nation… So it must be true!

Another Republican Cockroach Avoiding the 2008 Congressional Bug-Bomb

Fat DennyDennis Hastert (a.k.a. “Fat Denny”) has just announced he’s planning on resigning his position from the United States House of Representatives before the end of 2007.

Hastert initially planned to make an announcement Thursday, but has since scrapped that decision, according to one GOP aide. The former US Speaker, who announced his plans to retire over the summer, is still expected to leave the House some time in December, but the date of his departure – as well as his announcement – remains unclear.

cockroachHastert, best known for his failure to find anything wrong with Republican colleague and alleged pedophile, Mark Foley (R-FL) in spite of the overwhelming evidence, becomes the 17th Republican to cut and run from their responsibilities as an elected official. Hastert’s departure marks the second Congressman and Republican from Illinois to announce their departure. On September 21, Jerry Weller (R-IL) announcedFruitFly 6 his departure from the US House of Representatives, speculating the mounting list of investigations he’s been buried under. Howie over at DownWithTyranny predicts that Don Manzullo (IL-16, Rockford and the extreme NW of the state) will be the 18th GOP to ditch leave their post.