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I’m thinking that the terrorists will win….

Maine Ways: A Video About Equality In Lobsterville

The GOP: It’s the Fornicators’ Party! Get Your STD’s There!!

I Corinthians 6:18:

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

Wow!  Is this the Year of the Fornicator or what?!!  Can anybody find me an elected Republican that isn’t schtooping out on their wives?!  This one is State Senator Paul Stanely from Tennessee: Proud defender of “Hate the Homos, Love the Sanctity of Marriage”.
fruitfly21Author of the state’s best anti-gay adoption laws, Stanley drafted a bill that would require parents wishing to adopt to be married.  Get it?

“If we have a state constitutional amendment declaring hetero-sex marriage only…His law would ban gay adoption by proxy!”

Check out this “Fornicator“:

“Unfortunately, I am the victim and a witness to a crime in an ongoing investigation. At this time, I have been advised by authorities and the District Attorney’s office not to comment. There is already misinformation being inferred regarding this matter which I look forward to clearing up at the appropriate time,” Stanley said in a statement.

Yeah, he’s a victim… Oh Dear God in Heaven..

“A Victim of what, Fruit?!  What’s he complain’ about?”

I’m thrilled you asked:

Today, we learned that Stanley was the victim of an extortion attempt by the boyfriend of a women, a legislative intern, who is alleged to have had a sexual relationship with the Senator. The relationship has not been proven, of course, and the Senator has not confessed — but he hasn’t denied a relationship either.

Instead he has hid behind the TBI investigation to avoid saying anything one way or another.

Nice, huh? Once again we find a Republican with a wardrobe malfunction: He can’t keep his trousers zipped up!

…And he claims that he’s a victim.   Could the legislative aide be a victim?  Do you think her boyfriend felt a little violated himself?   Aren’t there sexual harassment laws in Tennessee that ban this kind of conduct?

What’s fascinating is Stanley’s argument for his failed “pseudo-Adoption Bill” in Tennessee.  He explains the marriage requirement before they can adopt this way:

“Our responsibility is to put these children in the best homes in the ideal environment. It’s not always the perfect environment. The ideal environment is a married couple that are able to bring them up in a great home life. And, if they’re not married, a lot of times there’s just not the commitment to one another. Now, there’s exceptions to that as there is a lot of things, but over the course a lot of relationships, that’s definitely the case.”

What kind of “ideal environment” would this Senator make if he had adopted children?!

FruitFly 6I’m just wondering how many of these  “Morality Police Officers” running around in our sacred halls of government are carrying around venereal diseases, herpes blisters and AIDS viruses?  How many of them are giving their wives The Clap and shelling out more parasitic crabs than a Red Lobster franchise? These guys are always bragging about those “Good Family Values” and this is how they demonstrate them?!

h/t Joe.My.God

Hate Crimes Bill: Liar, Liar, Your Pants Are On Fire!

Republicans, you just gotta love ’em for being a bunch of liars.  There’s no truth in anything they’re saying or doing these days.  And the parade of Idiots that march right behind them…

From Joe.My.God. who wants everybody to pull our their Liar Bells and give ’em a good ring everytime you hear them lying about Hate Crimes Legislation:

They’ll finish up the video with Bishop Harry Jackson.  This dude came under fire for voter fraud…This guy can’t be honest with his country – how is he expected to be taken honest with his own fellow citizens.

My favorite line, although there are many: “Hate Crimes lesgislation perverts our laws!” by Senator Jim DeMint (R-SC).

Congress is passing through the Matthew Shepard Act (H.R. 1913 and Sen 909) as an attachment on the annual Defense Department appropriate bill.  The New York Times called this bill as a “It must Pass” Bill. This is a bill that puts hate-crimes against gay and lesbian people under a whole new category of justice in this country.  FruitFly 6Mike Pence (R-IN) and Jim DeMint (R-SC) and the rest of these liars are claiming the bill to be an injustice against their “Christian” religion!  What they’re not telling you is that there is something called  HR 1592 contains a “Rule of Construction”, which protects free speech for pastors who want to spew venom from their pulpits!

I need to take one thing back… “Pants Are On Fire!” is hardly an accurate statement.  Their pants aren’t on fire, they’re laying crumpled at the foot of their mistresses bed!

Same-Sex Marriage Home Party Kit?!

Oh snap!!  I’m getting me one of these things!

A “Same-Sex Marriage Home Party Kit“?!

That is so cool!

I can’t wait to invite my lesbians friends over and they can try out the snap-on dildos, and I’m hoping there’s a rhinstone tiara kit included!

HuH?!  No?!  This is another stupid ruse published by those fake Jesus Loving homophobes over at that NOM (National Organization of Marriage) group?

This trash is getting sold by the “Ruth Institute“, an affiliate for NOM.

These guys are sellling a “same-sex marriage home party kit” — Only they’re packaging it with their propaganda materials (bumper stickers, wristbands, books and audio CD) all focused on the fear-factor based on the concept of same-sex marriage:

  • Homos Married – Horror!
  • Gay Marriage — Terror!
  • Equality under the law — Earthquake!
  • Run for your lives!

Why  we shouldn’t have same-sex marriage?!  (Hint:  Massachusetts has been marrying same-sex couples since May 2004…Have you heard any meltdown with those folks over in Beantown lately?  Godzilla busting up Boston Harbor?  …God destroying Worcester, Massachusetts with fire and brimstone at all?)

Because heterosexual marriage is “better”?

Why?

Isn’t that classism?

Why aren’t they selling a “Hetero-Sex Marriage Home Party Kit”?  They could promote baby photos, bassinetts, and gender stereotypical products like aprons for Mom and a 10-piece socket-set for Dad!

Why the deception?  Why all of this drama?!  (A same-sex home party-kit?!)

This is the second time these Homophobic Bigots have been caught peddling fake materials!  NOM (National Organization of Marriage) was caught red-handed by producing a television commericial falsely claiming to use real people to express the horrors of gay marriage when they were actually using actors.

So again – why the deception?

Why can’t they be truthful on what they’re peddling?!

…Because this entire topic about the horrors of same-sex marriage is nothing but deception!!  It’s simply a bully-pulpit by religious bigots!

FruitFly 6Trust me; a rhinestone tiara kit and a strap-on dildo will be a hell of a lot more entertaining than this kind of bullshit.

…Throw in free Maybellline lipstick samples, used motor oil and motorcycle accessories (for the butch lesbians) and strawberry cheese-cake for everybody and you’ve got yourself a serious party!

h/t Jeremy at (G.A.Y.) Good on you Girlfriend!  Keep it up!  …and you know what I mean by that!

Bill Clinton Supports Same-Sex Marriage, Four Terms Too Late

The same president who authored DOMA, (Defense of Marriage Act) has reversed his views on same-sex marriage.  While at the Campus Progress National Conference in Washington DC, President Bill Clinton was asked if he supported same-sex marriage.

“Yeah … I personally support people doing what they want to do. I think it’s wrong for someone to stop someone else from doing that [same-sex marriage].”

Perhaps, after finding not a lot of love from the GLBT for DOMA, the Clintons have come a long way to begin shaking our hands in support.  Clinton went on the record to be against California’s Prop 8 bill saying it was unfair and wrong.  On the other hand,fruitfly21 he snubbed protestors by crossing the picket lines at San Diego’s Manchester’s Grand Hyatt Hotel to deliver a six figure speech last year.  (It was the hotel’s owner Doug Manchester, who funded Prop 8 by donating $125,000.)

Last May, when confronted with the question about same-sex marriage, Clinton said “his views were evolving.”  Unfortunate: Clinton’s evolutionary clock runs so much slower than everybody elses’.

Joe Scarborough: Let The Gays Get Married – Anywhere Else But My Neighborhood!

fruitfly21This is the new face of the Republican Party: “Make the appearance that you’re accepting of gay marriage…But not really”.

The video is less than a minute and when asked what he thought if gays could marry in his homestate of Florida he stops and mutters: “Well, that’s a little too close to home.”
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P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C

The GOP: It’s in a death-spiral and for them – Denial is indeed…a river in Egypt.

Bite me Joe! Don’t you have a dead intern in your office still rotting away or something?!? Oh wait…I forgot – you’re teaching classes on how to cover-up a murder and come out smelling like a rose! Dismiss the coroner, and replace him with a campaign donor and suddenly, you’re the pretty-boy on MSNBC!

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