The Republican Party: Are You A “Corporate Dupe”?!

Notice the difference in the stupidity that’s being presented here: Corporate shills stuffing puppets to boon-dogle insane imagry. The political play is adolescent, at best: “We hate government (unless we’re at war in Iraq or Afghanistan”!
“Ah, Duality; Sweet, sweet Duality”….

The bigger question is obvious: “Where will the GOP land?”

FruitFly 6Dead people in the streets without health care? …Or rich people pulling their eye-balls out with chop-sticks because they have to pay more in taxes?

The cartoon, as it stands, is an icon on the American future: Funding for war “freedom”, health care for Americans is “socialism”!

In Texas, They Raise ‘Em Dumber (Gov Perry Hates Texas!)

fructose_boostGovernor Rick Perry, such a Great American Tejas Patriot, caught more than too many times shouting out his distaste for the country and empty threats of succession. (Although, I”ve heard that he’s been getting booed lately.  Perhaps that’s the results of his Texas-Sized Education System.  Please, let me explain.

Governor Perry’s original pick for Chair of the Texas State Board of Education was originally Don McLeroy.  But the candidate was such a sleaze-bag, that the Texas Senate rejected him without further ado.

You are…The Weakest Link!  Goodbye!



So Governor Hate-America has decided to go one step farther down by submitting Cynthia Dunbar (R-Richmond) as his second choice for Chair. Dunbar currently serves as a member of the Texas Board of Education, and she’ll probably get promoted as the Chair.  What’s wrong with all of this?

She’s crazier than a monkey’s bag full of nuts.

In 2008, she claimed that within the first sixth months of the Obama Administration, will be a planned effort by those with whom Obama truly sympathizes to take down the America that is threat to tyranny. (Since it’s now July, I guess her “Prediction Machine” is truly broken.)  When her critics demanded an apology for the statement, she refused by saying; “I don’t have anything in there that would be retractable.”

But that isn’t what makes Ms. Dunbar so despicable.  Her venom comes from her (fake) education from Pat Robertson’s “Regent University of Law’.  Hint, this is the same “educational institution” that produced brain trusts like Monica Goodling who appeared before Congress as The Bush Administration “Most Lobotomized Witness”. Dunbar’s dispicability stems from her lethal venom to public education in Texas and in our country.

In her book, “One Nation Under God” (2008), she called the public education system “subtly deceptive tool of perversion” and “The establishment of public schools is unconstitutional and even ‘tyrannical. She says: “Because it (public education) threatens the authority of families, granted by God through Scripture, to direct the instruction of their children.”

Additionally, she believes “any person desiring to govern have a sincere knowledge and appreciation for the Word of God in order to rightly govern.”  In other words:  Before you can be elected into any public office; you need to be a Bible Scholar first!

But her book’s section on education goes way beyond the pale by claiming that allowing your children to attend the public education system is equivalent tothrowing them into the enemy’s flames even as the children of Israel threw their children to Moloch.

And this is Governor Rick Perry’s selection to be the Chair of the Texas Board of Education!

To answer your question: “Yes, she home-schools her kids.  That way, they’ll learn to hate American more than Mom does.”

Now, we all know how much Governor Perry hates America, be  we never knew how much he hates Texas!

Keep ’em stupid, Governor!  Keep your Texas kids as dumb as you can grow ’em!  Because that what makes you such a classy kinda guy!

Dead Confederate: RatThere needs to be an “intelligent” conversation, in Texas and everywhere else on the topic of child predators.  (I would suggest somewhere outside of Texas because, obviously…Well…It’s obvious!) If the State of Texas has laws on the books for swift and severe criminal action for people selling drugs on school campuses, or sex predators leering around school playgrounds, now is the time that we conclude that people like Cynthia Dunbar are just as dangerous to our children.

(It’s no coincidence that today’s music selection was brought to you by “The Dead Confederates” with their critically acclaimed smash hit: “The Rat” Click the Fruit Fly, Silly!)

Baptist Pastor Practice (It’s a Gay Fest Without the Drag-Queens)

I had to take some “time-out” time with Jesus’ General and catch up on what that liberal-Communist has been posting on his very heterosexual blog-site.  It’s been a tough-week.

Fortunately for me; I usually don  a crucifix around my neck before my visitations with The General.  Also typical, I leave with a scalding hot shower complete with sulphuric acid bath,  and a quick rinse of glycerin purchased from plastic surgeons selling human fat-tissue in the back ally-ways of Malibu, California.

Check out his “Baptist Pastor” series.

This “Holy Dipshit” is so anti-abortion and so “pro-life” that not only will he kick the ass of any false profit from his living room, he’ll actually finish up his 2-minute sermon with a prayer to God Almighty to kill any false-prophet and send that person’s soul to a permenant damnation in Hell.  (…Because God is Love, and Jesus was a pascifist, of course!  That’s just how his “Holy Trinity” rolls!)

Here’s another Baptist-preacher (freak).  This dude is upset because Pepsi Co., (No More Wire Hangars-Joan Crawford of Mommy Dearest Fame) has donated money to GLAD (Gay, Lesbian Against Defimation).

Pepsi is for queers?  Stop drinking Pepsi because the the company donated $500,000 to a non-profit group?.

Look – you add some vodka to that can of Pepsi and that pissed off Baptist-preacher will have his Underoos pulled down around his ankles  faster than Miss Piggy could find a can of Vasaline and Kermit could pop a handful of Cialis.  The whole image is so gay, I’m expecting someone to show up in the camera-shot and offer me a brown-paper bag to stowe my clothes and join the homo-orgy.

Even the crazy-voices behind the camera exuberate homo-eroticsm. It’s a testosterone overdoes of Crazy.

And finally, a photo that was obviously posted by Senator John McCain (R-AZ) sometime around last-Mothers Day that bears mentioning:

I love it!  “Mom and Rubbers”!

Cucumbers and dill.

Basil and tomato.

Pizza and Beer.

Mom and Condoms.

Who really needed to go there?  Seriously.

Mark Sanford: Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina.

Howard Dean Responds To Bush’s Attacks re: Health Care

America’s worst president shows up yesterday and slams Obama about a flurry of stuff.  Why would anybody care what Bush has to say about anything – beyond Bush trying to be a rallying call for the GOP (in the minority) to  stand-up against the Democrats (overwhelming majority)?

It’s nonsense at its finest!

Anyway – Dr. Dean has a reply:

Obama Swats a Fly: Who Will Speak Out Against This Horror?!

It just tears me apart – watching one of my family members being brutally murdered by this President of the United States of America.  Do you know of any other President that runs around  – aimless killing flies?!

Please – stop the killing… Please!
Crystal Waters: Destination Unknown

Executions of GLBT Iraqis Expected To Begin This Week

Does anybody remember why we invaded Iraq in the first place?  Our dear President George W. Bush told the public that there were “weapons of mass destruction” in Iraq.  The Republican Party justified our invasion because Saddam Hussein was a “bad man”  – “He killed masses of people in their sports arenas!” they said!  “We had to take Saddam out, the killing just has to stop.”

So, we invaded Iraq.  We killed Saddam and his two sons.  But that wasn’t good enough to leave the country.  President Bush insisted that we had to stay – “until the country could hold fair elections”.  And the rest is history – “we have to stay”, “we had to fight for freedom in that country”, blah blah blah…

How come it’s always easier to sell War than it is to sell Peace?

In September of last year, Gays Without Borders blogged a staggering list of gay and lesbian people who’ve been murdered in the streets and in barbershops (no less).   The religious leaders of Iraq have declared a holy fatwa on all of Iraq’s GLBT citizens including: killing of lesbians and gays in the “worst, most severe way possible.

To make matters worse, heterosexuals who have friends that are gay are being targeted and executed:

Heterosexual friends of gays are also executed. This happened to Majid Sahi, a 28-year-old civil engineer who was not gay but had been helping Iraqi LGBT members in Baghdad. Majid was abducted from his home by Badr Corps members, and his family was told he was kidnapped because of his “immoral behavior” in helping Iraqi gays. His body was found with bullet wounds to the back of his head on February 23, 2007.

According to Iraqi LGBT, a small non-profit group in London, UK, is sounding the alarm that over 128 Iraqi peole have been rounded up and the government has announced that executions – in groups of 20 – are expected to begin this week in Bagdad.

“Death penalty has been increasing at an alarming rate in Iraq since the new Iraqi regime reintroduced it in August 2004.  In 2008 at least 285 people were sentenced to death, and at least 34 executed. In 2007 at least 199 people were sentenced to death and 33 were executed, while in 2006 at least 65 people were put to death. The actual figures could be much higher as there are no official statistics for the number of prisoners facing execution,” he said.

fruitfly21Is this the “peace” and “freedom” that President Bush promised both the American and the Iraqi people?  This is his idea of “freedom”?

The United Nations has confirmed the killings in a report published in January ’09 by the United Nations Assistance Monitoring in Iraqi (UNAMI).

Iraqi LGBT posted this yesterday:

Urgent action is needed to halt the execution of 128 prisoners on death row in Iraq. Many of those awaiting execution were convicted for the ‘crime’ of homosexuality, according to IRAQI-LGBT, a UK based organisation of Iraqis supporting gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people in Iraq.

According to Ali Hili of IRAQI-LGBT, the Iraqi authorities plan to start executing them in batches of 20 from this week.

If Saddam Houssein was so terrible… How is this getting any better?

David Grey, a film director, produced a short-film for the Village Film called “Queer Fear – Gay Life, Gay Death in Iraq“, you must click on it and watch.  It is 9:17 long.

Yesterday, the Obama administration responded to Iraqi LGBT’s news by noting on its “” website that the President is aware of it, he insists the Office of the President and Congress address this issue as quickly as possible.  The piece also noted that it was just a few weeks ago when US Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton said publicly:

Human rights is and always will be one of the pillars of our foreign policy. And in particular, the persecution and discrimination against gays and lesbians is something that we take very seriously. It is terribly unfortunate that right now in unfortunately many places in the world violence against gays and lesbians, certainly discrimination and prejudice are not just occurring but condoned and protected. And we would hope that over the next few years we could have some influence in trying to change those attitudes…

FruitFly 6Who is going to take a guess with me by saying it’ll be the first 20 gay people who are executed before anybody from any government does something to stop anymore executions.  They’re all going to sit on their hands until the first twenty are dangling at the end of their respective ropes before the US, the UK or the Canadians do anything to stop this atrocity.  Oh wait!  Who am I kidding?  285 gay Iraqis were killed last year alone!  Why should 120 additional executed GLBT Iraqis get any government to do anything?