Massachusetts Elects Nude Porn-Star!!


Oh wait! That was the “Family Values Crowd” that was talking about that… I forgot!!


Hooray for the liberals in Massachusetts!! They’ve elected their first porn-star!!

Mayor Gives Glenn Blech the “Keys To The City”. The City Council Changes the Locks

fruitfly21This cracks me up: Glenn Blech has created a cult following of Helter Skelter Republicans who’ll do anything to pay homage to the Mormon wack-job. (Hint: Minnesota’s 6th Michele Bachmann (R) has proudly called for a mass suicide in order to avoid federally funded health care.)
Glenn Blech’s hometown Mt. Vernon, WA has a mayor who’s a member of that Helter Skelter group who’s drumming up a celebration to give Glenn Bleck the “Keys to the City”. A non-award of stupid homage towards a stupid person.

Glenn Beck will receive the key to his hometown of Mount Vernon, Wash. in a ceremony this Saturday.

Meanwhile, Mt. Vernon City Council voted unanimously to “change the keys to the city“, leaving the Mayor to give Glenn Blech nothing but a placebo and a chance to jack the Wack-Job off.

On Wednesday night, the City Council of this town of 32,000 distanced itself from Mayor Bud Norris, who plans to give the keys to the city to talk-show personality Glenn Blech on Saturday.

The seven-member council unanimously passed a resolution proposed by member Dale Ragan that stated, Mount Vernon City Council is in no way sponsoring the Mayor’s event on September 26, 2009 and is not connected to the Glenn Beck event in any manner.”

Oh thank God, they cleared that up! The mayor is a wack-job and the city-council has Pawlenty-sized Veto-Pen and they’re ready and waiting!

I’m setting up my Kool Aid stand right over here and I’m going to laugh my ass off.

Oh Yeah!!!

Selling A Bag Full Of “Dumb”

URGENT GET THIS OUT NOW ! RFID BRACELET ONCE YOU HAVE HAD THE US666 EU666 VACCINATION
These vaccines really have the number 666 check this out!

This is the result of the Republican Party.  They’re the moon rocks of the insane.  At the 2:40 mark, you’ll observe the horrifying speaker talking about bio-medical bracelets being unloaded in Milwaukee, WI that will become permanent jewelry.  (Because piercing your tongue, your nose, your sex organs and your eyebrows were simply disposable fads from your youth!)

Selling fear is a specialty of the religiously insane.  Selling “dumb” is their preferred cuisine.

Oooh! Can I have two bags of Dumb, please?!!

My thanks to Patriot Boy, the Jesus General  (Oh thank God he’s a Hetero!)

Rep Michele Bachmann: Kill Medicare Now!

Let’s not forget, the GOP demonized Medicare from the beginning.  When it was created in the 1960’s, Ronald Reagan (R-Dead) said that if we didn’t kill Medicare, we’d end up trying to explain to our grandchildren what it was like when men used to be free.

So tell me: Who’s trying to create “Death Panels”?  Is it Barack Obama, or is it Rep Michele (Mass Suicide) Bachmann?

Redstate’s Jackie & Dunlap: It’s Just a Brand-Name, That’s All!

Dunlap explains to Jackie that on the issues between the Republicans and the Democrats, even the Kennedy’s and the Bush’s – they’re all just selling a brand-name.  They’re all just a bunch of bastards in the same club! Watch for the end when they each grab a bottle of Jack Daniels and suck on it like a kid hangig off a nanny-goat.

My thanks to Monkeyfister for keeping a sharp-eyed lookout!

Fox News’ Twitter Acct Gets Hacked: “We Want To Make Out With Obama!!”

Assuming the account was hacked by a 13-year old techno-geek, Fox News’ Twitter account got fried with a butt-load of hilarity earlier today.

Of course, by the time you comb down to the bottom of the list, the language becomess obvious: The kid was obviously Ferris Bueller because his parents bought him a computer instead of a convertible…which is what they bought for his older-sister.  Also obvious; Bill O’Reilly will have to aim his sites on all of those “Not So Fair-And-Balanced” computer hackers out there who are willing to damage their reputation for…Umm…  Something or other.

In addition to those seen in the thumbnail, Media ITE (story source) included this juicy Tweet that bears mentioning:

“We want to make out with Barack Obama. That’s how much we love him.”

I haven’t laughed that hard since I fried a Novell file server in ’95 by renaming “syscon.exe” to “jerkwad.com”. (Hint: Geek Humor Alert!)

FruitFly 6Fox News is claiming that the account didn’t belong to them (so no harm was done).  Meanwhile, they went out on a limb to clarify that they had a conversation with the Twitter-Dudes about the incident and that they had the account deleted (because it didn’t belong to them anyway).  It’s the power of “Fox News”: They have that kind of juice with Twitter!

Don’t believe me? Check it out…”jerkwad“!  h/t to mparent!  Good Eye, Dude!

Jim Weidt of Holyoke, MN is a Big Fat Douche!

From “Readers Write” in today’s Minneapolis Star-Tribune, Jim Weidt of Holyoke, MN says:

We have to vote yes on health care for Ted! For Ted! For Ted! Once again the Democrats will attempt to use their dead for political power. What a shame.

JIM WEIDT, Holyoke, Minn.

Awww, Now isn’t that a slice of American apple-pie laced with GOP hypocrisy?

FruitFly 6…Because it isn’t like the GOP has been carrying around that moth-ridden corpse of Ronald Reagan’s for the past five years.  Even before that Old Goat finished eating his last tin-can, the GOP was screaming to get his mug on Mount Rushmore for God’s sakes!

…Just taking “One for the Ol’ Gipper!”