Trinket Jewelry Proves Patriotism

GOP White GuysMy husband life partner were watching Real Time with Bill Mahr with Representative Jack Kingston (R-GA) desperately trying to sound like a buffoon. During the show, Kingston questions Barack Obama’s patriotism because he doesn’t wear a US Flag lapel pin on his jacket. The audience moans in utter disbelief, and yet both of us spotted that Kingston wasn’t wearing a lapel pin either!

“Hypocrite!”

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Yesterday, Congressman Kingston shows up on MSNBC’s Live with Dan Abrams who’s segment is a focus on the right-wing smear machine. “Home Skillet” immediately ponders the patriotism of someone who doesn’t wear such a lapel pin on his outer jacket, he thinks there’s cause to question one’s patriotism. This time, Dan Abrams catches him at it and points out to the Congressman that he’s not wearing one himself! Watch the sputtering here.

It might be pedantic of me to point out that in 1992, when Congressman “Home Skillet” ran for US House of Representatives in the 1st Congressional District of Georgia; he ran on the platform saying:Black Garbage Flywsd2

“I have a Democrat’s heart and a Republican’s brain. You have to have a heart, but a brain, too, to solve problems,”

These Republicans: Sometimes you want to shove your thumbs into their eyeballs and smack them upside their empty little heads. Enter DailyKos, Crooks and Liars and TPM and the rest of them to do just that:

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Hillary Clinton is a Muslim?!

Clintons and ArafatThere’s no freaking way I’ll go off voting for a stinkin’ Muslim woman for president. And yet, that’s what everybody’s saying! That she’s an Allah worshiping, sand-sucking She-Devil!! The whole family probably prays to the east every afternoon and they’re always hanging out in that Mecaca town in Saudi Arabia every year during Lent.

Someone sent this picture to me and it just made me cringe…

And there’s old Bill waiting for his 72 virgins for when he croaks. Ain’t like 72 virgins would be enough for him anyway. In his short lifetime he had a last 93 virgins just last month! And I’m wondering if Chelsea will be allowed to drive a car or will she have to walk behind her husband by three spaces!

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…Hillary’s probably washing her feet in one of those tax-payer funded “foot washing basins” right now while you’re reading this blog. It makes me sick to my stomach.

I don’t understand why the mainstream media gives her a free pass on this story! This news should be on the front page of every newspaper in America tomorrow! Let’s all face it: If she wins, she’ll hand our country on over to the Taliban and the next thing we know, we’ll all be forced to bow and worship their Buddha statute.

Idolators!! Stop the madness now!!

This is ridiculous and I’m telling you here and now: I’ll vote for that nice Christian man, Barack Obama before I’ll vote for those terrorists.

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Huckabee Compares “Running for Office” to “Being Waterboarded”

Black Garbage FlyFrom Think Progress:

This morning, CNN ran a story “tracking the strain furious campaigning puts on the human body” for the presidential candidates. During the segment, former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee joked that his campaign schedule is not providing enough time to sleep and that, for him, is “like being waterboarded”:

HUCKABEE: I’m finding just out how long I can go sleep deprived. You know, running for office is sort of like being waterboarded, I think.

Watch it:

Can we waterboard Mike Huckabee so he can make more objective comparison?

houseflyHuckabee is quickly racking up more gaffs than Dan Quayle, the previous crowned “Republican Idiot In Political Office” before George W. Bush. Let’s never forget how the GOPFruitFly howled with laughter at the expected stupidity of Bill Clinton as governor of Arkansas. In hysterics, thanks in large part to Rush Limbaugh, they painted Clinton with the mental image of Huck Finn. Now it appears the jokes on them, because Mike Huckabee is the paradoxical reality of everything they thought was Bill Clinton. Let’s wait for him to go to Latin American and reminisce about wish he’d taken more “Latin” when he was in school…

MRE: COLEMAN ADMITS HE STAYS AWAY FROM TALKING ABOUT FLATULENCE WHEN HE CAMPAIGNS IN GREATER MINNESOTA

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In a video clip I’ll be posting tomorrow, Norm Coleman admits that he doesn’t start out talking about his flatulence problem when he campaigns in greater Minnesota. It will be interesting to see which Norm Coleman comes to your town. Is it the Norm Coleman who’s climbing out of a stinky limousine and who’s not afraid to talk about the constant farting noises he’s making while he speaks, or is it the Norm Coleman won’t talk about sever flatulence problem? Check back to Minnesota Republicans Exposed tomorrow morning for the clip.

2 Responses to “COLEMAN ADMITS HE STAYS AWAY FROM TALKING ABOUT FLATULENCE WHEN HE CAMPAIGNS IN GREATER MINNESOTA”

  1. Petunia Fields Says: This is one of the dumbest posts I’ve ever read in my life. And why is it that you always claim you’ll post a video clip, or some audio clip “tomorrow” – and then you never do?! “Check back to MRE tomorrow morning for the clip.” and there’s NEVER EVER a clip to see?! EVER! You’re a moron! If all you can do is jibber-jabber about stupid nonsense like “Coleman has a fart problem”… did it ever occur to you that there are far more interesting things to talk about? Aside from people like me who love to mock you and make you look like the idiot you really are?! Who’s reading your fucking blog, anyway? The lobotomized?! You’re a dumbass.
  2. Dish Riprock Says: Republicans who constantly vote for candidates who rubber-stamp everything Bush wants, gets what they deserve. Republicans continue to vote for gas-bags like Norm Coleman and Carol Molnau they get nothing but broken-down bridges, wars, destroyedFruitFly 6 cities, recession, a devalued dollar and morons like Michele Bachmann (and her gay husband). At least you will get the truth from liberals like Al Franken and Mike Ciresi, even if you don’t agree with it. I guess the Republicans would rather be lied to and look stupid while Norm Coleman keeps farting in their face.

Ann Coulter Endorsing Hillary Clinton: “I’m a Hillary girl now!”

  • Ann CoulterThe Republicans are falling all over themselves competing on how much they hate John McCain. Ann (“He’s a total Fag”) Coulter showed up today on Hannity & Colmes today to vent her hatred for John McCain. This is hysterical.
  • COULTER: No, and if you’re looking at substance rather than whether it’s an R or D after his name, manifestly, if our’s candidate than Hillary’s going to be our girl, Sean, because she’s more conservative than he is. I think she would be stronger on the war on terrorism. I absolutely believe that.

    houseflyThis sets Hannity off. He’s stumped now. <blah blah blah> On to ripping John McCain and his support for the “surge” in Iraq:

    COULTER: OK, let’s get to him supporting the surge. He keeps going on and on about how he was the only Republican who supported the surge and other Republicans attacked him. It was so awful how he was attacked. It was worse than being held in a tiger cage.

    I looked up the record. Republicans all supported the surge. He’s not only not the only one who supported the surge, I promise you no Republican attacked him for this. And you know why he’s saying that, Sean, because he keeps saying it at every debate, “I’m the only one. I was attacked by Republicans.” He’s confusing Republicans with his liberal friends. They’re the ones who attacked him for it, his real friends.

    Fruit LoopsHannity’s all freaked out again… <blah><blah><blah>

    COULTER: Moreover, she lies less than John McCain. I’m a Hillary girl now. She lies less than John McCain. She’s smarter than John McCain, so that when she’s caught shamelessly lying, at least the Clintons know they’ve been caught lying. McCain is so stupid, he doesn’t even know he’s been caught.

    Colmes had to throw this in:

    COLMES:Can I tell you the last thing that Hillary Clinton wants? Ann Coulter’s endorsement.

    Black Garbage FlyHAHAHAHA!!!

    COULTER: Even now he’s running as a Republican, he won’t give up on amnesty. At that debate the other not —

    (CROSS TALK)

    COULTER: I’m serious.

    COLMES: I know, but let me get serious for a second, because so far I haven’t. Look, are you telling me — look at all the people endorsing McCain. I’m not talking about Johnny come lately Republicans. Nancy Reagan is wrong? Rick Perry is wrong? Arnold is wrong? Charlie Crist is wrong?

    COULTER: Other than Nancy Reagan —

    (CROSS TALK)

    COULTER: I will explain. It’s not that they’re wrong. Other than Nancy Reagan, and by the way we loved Nancy Reagan for loving Ron Reagan. We didn’t love her for her political persuasion.

    <snip>

    COULTER: I’m trying to answer the question. Stop talking. I’m moving Nancy Reagan to the side, and I’m saying all the rest of these political endorsements mean one thing; they think he’s the front runner. They want a job in his administration. Nothing means less than an endorsement from someone who wants a position.

    What a free-for-all-campaign!! On Ann Coulter’s blog today:

    The bright side of the Florida debacle is that I no longer fear Hillary Clinton. (I mean in terms of her becoming president — on a personal level, she’s still a little creepy.) I’d rather deal with President Hillary than with President McCain. With Hillary, we’ll get the same ruinous liberal policies with none of the responsibility.

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    Trophies of the GOP!! The Republican’s pride and joy!

    Update: Howie Klein (Down With Tyranny), discusses Ann Coulter’s endorsement and included the YouTube of the original broadcast.