Secret Young Republicans training compound located!!

First photos are emerging from behind the enemy lines, where their nefarious indoctrination techniques corrupt the innocent minds of America’s youth and prepare them for a life committed to espousing Republican ideology that runs counter to their own self interests!

We all owe a debt of gratitude to the Democratic operatives that have risked their lives to bring us this first haunting photo:

Here we can obviously see a seemingly innocent piece of playground equipment that has been twisted by the right-wing propaganda masters into some sort of sick political metaphor…

Undercover operatives for the Democratic Party have told us that Republican parents force their unwilling children up the molded plastic stairs into the GOP’s “Indoctrination Machine.” These children remain inside for up to 48 hours until they are fully processed. The children, once they are completely transformed into a smelly mass of waste material, will eventually tumble down the chute behind the Indoctrination Machine fully prepared to carry-on the Neocon Agenda.

Said one Republican mother after her child was expelled from the Indoctrination Machine: “Oh, he’s still the little stinker he always was….” where she snickered and waddled away.

UNICEF, Save the Children and Sally Struthers have begun nationwide media campaigns to save these poor little children before they’ve become indoctrinated into the little GOP shit’s that’s expected of each and every one of them. So please: If you can give anything, please give to Sally Struther’s Christian Children’s Fund. Because Jesus, and only Jesus could love these little Turds.

I found it on Bartcop Nation… So it must be true!

Pigs in the Ditch

Bush Threatens The American People (again):

I hate it when he does this. He sets in these subtle little nuances in everything he says or does thinking he’s being clever. It’s like when Marilyn French wrote “The Women’s Room”: It was a novel published as a metaphore for women’s studies.

Bush, unfortunately, is far too stupid to be brushed with the same stroke, or with the same hue, and he attempted with the idea that he was just as smart as the 1970’s, ’80’s, 90’s and the 2-thousand-K’s.

Bush get’s published in the Wall Street Journal’s Oped piece the other day. And reading this “piece” constructively, critically or even honestly… well, you go ahead and read it yourself.

Our Founders believed in the wisdom of the American people to choose their leaders and provided for the concept of divided and effective government. The majority party in Congress gets to pass the bills it wants. The minority party, especially where the margins are close, has a strong say in the form bills take. And the Constitution leaves it to the president to use his judgment whether they should be signed into law.

That gives us a clear challenge and an opportunity. If the Congress chooses to pass bills that are simply political statements, they will have chosen stalemate. If a different approach is taken, the next two years can be fruitful ones for our nation. We can show the American people that Republicans and Democrats can come together to find ways to help make America a more secure, prosperous and hopeful society. And we will show our enemies that the open debate they believe is a fatal weakness is the great strength that has allowed democracies to flourish and succeed.

The emphasis is mine of course and I have to beg a difference by asking: Isn’t that a threat?

More importantly, it’s a blanketed threat!

The Monkey-In-Chief could have eleminated the phrase; “that are simply making political statements,” and all you end up with is his “brilliant” metaphore:

“If the Congress chooses to pass bills they will have chosen stalemate”

The “Great Decider” goes on with his ransom note: “If they decide to do something different…then all will be well with our great America”. Ahhh… It’s like a tub of warm sudsy water…(and an alligator).

Screw you Booosh. To quote your ownself as wanna-be “The War President” during your own ceremonies of your last four years in 2004! Let me quote you:
“The American people have spoken.”

Don’t threaten us, you Texas-sized Gas-Bag. We, the American people ain’t your Daddy who gave you whatever the hell you wanted to keep you from throwing a fit. You’re a Deuche.

Can we give this Bush a bikini-wax once and for all?!?!

Pat Robertson says: God Loves Death

I’m beginning to believe that Pat Robertson’s popularity score is directly porportional to everytime he claims God told him to hope for someone to die or get assasinated. For a while, Pat was “channelling” God and recruiting someone to assasinate Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela. Then, Pat was “channelling” God by hoping someone on the US Supreme Court would die. Honest! You thought I was kidding?! Go back and read it! Pat Robertson actually “channeled God Almighty” by predicting Liberal US Supreme Court Justicies would die. It’s horrorific.

Why is it that the GOP harbors people like these Horror-Monsters of Death? And they keep claiming that they’re the “True Patriotic Americans”!
Now he’s channelling God again by claiming that there will be severe terrorist attacks in the latter half of 2007.

Now let me channel God for a minute: “Ummmmm….. I believe Pat Robertson will die and everybody will be happier, including God.”

Dumb Ass…

Yahoo and CNN Pretend To Be “News”:

Corporate media giants like Time-Warner’s CNN and Yahoo contribute to the Republican Party in Congress anymore, pull a Britney Spears “Ooopsie, I Did It Again” with US Senator Barak Obama (D-IL). The GOP has been fiddling with Senator Obama’s newly found fame and best selling book “The Audacity of Hope”. Encouraged to screw with the American’s psychie by re-arranging the letters in his names in order to connect him to GW Bush’s long-forgotten enemy Osama bin Laden. (Who, by the way, is the youngest brother to long-time Bush family friend Salem bin Laden (d 1988) and his 34 other sons and daughters.)

The “connections” with Barak Obama are pretty straightforward:

Obama is one letter off from “Osama”

The Senator’s middle name is Houssein.

The Senator’s last name Barak rhymes with Iraq

100% school playground name-calling and nothing else. But, it’s got enough lift for both CNN and Yahoo to jump into the “bully sandbox” and join in on the name calling. It’s apparently time that all of us change the channel lables on our television sets to “CKKK News” and download our new “Ya-Queda Search” bar on our Desktop.

National Rifle Association Peddles Fear:

The NRA first went into denial saying they had nothing to do with it. Then they said they had a little bit of a hand in it. Then they admitted that they were indeed the culprits behind a propaganda flyer that was sent out to all of their subscribers. I don’t understand this story at all. They’re the folks with the Guns! And yet they’re saying that the “barn-owl smootching tree-huggers” are the terrorists?

Bring it on… bee-yotch!!!