Health Care Reform: Tweet Your Senator, Now!

President Barack Obama’s 140-character message just broadcasted this little gem:

Are you calling & writing members of congress re: health insurance reform? Now you can tweet them too: http://bit.ly/vIe0J

The link brings you to a very cool animated web-page that pops-up all of the people who are also Tweeting their Senator for health care reform.  If you put in your zip code, it’ll automate a script sent directly to Al Franken and/or Amy Klobuchar.  (…whoever those two people are, I dunno…)

I took a great delight in Tweeting Al Franken about 900 million times with my zip code in here in the western-burbs of Minneapolis..  Poor guy, his email is going to be jammed tomorro…Oh wait!  Al Franken doesn’t seem to have a Twitter account!  I just sent 900 million empty-Tweets!

Give it a try – it’s a hoot!

Obama’s Plan for Gay Rights


I JUST THOUGHT YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW!!

(Of course; he’s gonna give same-sex benefits for Federal Employees tomorrow… So, we should all be thankful for our Daily Breadcrumbs!)
I sure hope Obama’s Presidential hand-soap will be able to wash the gay-stench from his Heterosexual Hands!

Bob Ragsdale of Princeton, MN is an Idiot!!

fructose_boostDo you remember your history books?  I remember learning about brave and courageous Americans who fought and died for our freedom and liberties, don’t you?

Our grandfathers and uncles stormed the beaches in Normandy, and they kicked the Germans back into the interior of France.  Talk about brave!  Facing a hailstorm of bullets and while their fellow soldiers were dying, brutally, all around them – they fought on.

Or, they were on the other theater – over in the Pacific.  Holy crap!  I was stationed on Guam as an airman and the stories the Guamanian people would tell me.  The Japanese were ruthless animals to the Pacific Islanders.  How those Islanders cheered as they saw our grandfathers and our uncles flying in B-17G Flying Fortresses and P-51 Mustangs flying over their tiny coconut island:  “The Americans are here!  The Americans are here!”

Who could forget the bravery our soldiers showed when the Americans stormed the unapproachable beaches of Iwo Jima.  I sobbed, terrified for the first 30 minutes while I watched Saving Private Ryan – absolutely stunning.

My question is: What has happened to all of these Right Wing Republicans that has turned them into terrified whining little toddlers?  What’s made them so terrified now – when you consider what our grandfathers and uncles faced back in the day??!  Michele Bachmann, the Queen of Horror, opens her mouth and stupid things come tumbling out of it.  And it causes terrified little weasels like Bob Ragsdale of Princeton, MN to write a letter to the Minneapolis Star Tribune that reads

Swine flu and other government plots

Part I:

If the Democrats get a filibuster-proof majority in the U.S. Senate, here’s what we will soon have:

Part II:

Mandatory reeducation camps where our youth will be taught sex education and birth control. The government kicking down doors and seizing assault rifles from law-abiding citizens. Heterosexual marriage disappearing; three-way marriages and marriage with animals soon appearing. George Will required to wear blue jeans. And, by the way, Michele Bachmann is right: It is no accident that a swine flu outbreak occurred when liberals were in power. Liberals know that there’s nothing like a pandemic to endear people to big government. …

If you think I am making this stuff up, listen to what Michele Bachmann, Glen Beck, Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh are saying.

Am I wrong in my assessment of Mr. Ragsdale here?  Nothing but a whiny, terrified little school girl…

What’s shameful in this country is that they won’t let the gays and lesbians serve in the US Military because it would be disruptive and our service men and women wouldn’t be able to depend on their gay and lesbian counter-parts.  And yet, this Asshat from Princeton, MN would be allowed to serve if he wanted.  This lilly-livered jackass would be “dependable”?   I’m guessing Bob Ragsdale can’t go to sleep without the light being turned off and the closet door left wide open!

…And what’s up with George Will wearing blue jeans?!

What a bunch of whiny, terrified idiots…  Who believes this kind of junk, anyway?

Okay Mr. Ragsdale – it’s time I let you in on a few secrets that I’m not supposed to make public.  And I’m sure I’ll get a phone call before sunset today scolding me for even telling you what I’m about to tell you.

You see, Mr. Ragsdale – you’re absolutely right.  As an official member of the Board of Directors, which has a direct over site of the mythical Gay Agenda, it’s about time we start being a lot more public about our plans for people just like you there in Princeton, MN.  Because you’re either going to learn all of this eventually.

Not only are there plans in the works for 3-member marriages, but current hetersexuals in this country are included in The Plan as well.  People like you Mr. Ragsdale, will be rushed through a courtroom near you and given an instant legal divorce from an attorney who has a Haitian law degree.  Once you’ve been legally divorced from your wife, you will be trucked, along with all of the other formerly married men in your area over the border into Iowa where you will be forced into a shotgun marriage in a Baptist church of our choice.  Furthermore, you will be required to become married to the neighbor’s goat with the full blessings of the Holy Sanctity of Marriage from a forced Baptist minister.

You’re only half-right about “re-education camps” for Minnesota’s children.  You see, under the Gay Agenda, children under the age of twelve will be forced into cross-dressing school uniforms where they’ll be taught to kiss each other of the same sex.  For example, your son – if he’s under the age of twelve, will be sent to school wearing a girls’ school uniform and taught how to French-kiss all of the other boys in the classroom.  Our schools will be strictly policed by jackbooted topless lesbians who will carry a crop whip and needlessly wearing a leather patch over one eye.

Those “re-education” camps aren’t really “education”.  We have plans to spend your childrens’ summer months in sweat-shops where they’ll be forced to sleep with Catholic priests who’s charges on pedophilia have been dismissed.  (That’s my department, by the way… I’m in charge of  programs like”Summertime Fun in Bed With Father Lupe’!”)

Girls over the age of twelve, including your wife, your Mom, your aunts and all  your sisters, will be drafted and forced to serve 15 years in the Lesbian Liberation Army where they’ll be trained to serve as High Priestesses and eventually learn to serve the Great Lesbian Bitch Goddess for the rest of their lives.  They’ll be artificially inseminated by gay men only, which increases the odds that we will no longer have to “chose to be gay”, but we’ll have whole generations of children who are truly genetically gay!

Meanwhile, Mr. Ragsdale – once you’ve completed consummating your marriage with that new goat-wife of yours, the liberals will escort you into the Homosexual School of Higher Education.  As a new student, you’ll be taught how to safely enjoy the pleasures of anal sex.  All new students will start off with large black dildos, and those students showing promise and talent will be rewarded  with smaller white dildos if they chose. You’ll be enrolled in classes such as “Cross-Dressing Tips” with the fabulous Billie LaTease Austin.  During your free time, and there will be very little of it, you’ll be required to clean-up duties in the Lesbian Auto Body and Recovery Garages located in the rear of the schools.

On the subject of guns, because this has caused a great deal of debate every time the GLBT Oversight Committee for The Gay Agenda meets:  Should we trust heterosexual people with guns?”  It’s caused a great deal of controversy, so trust me on this.  I’ve sided with those who don’t think you heteros can be trusted with guns.  You Heteros are constantly shooting each other in the streets, and don’t even get me started on Dick Cheney’s Hunting Trips!  And let’s face it: If you Heteros keep shooting each other…Who will be around to keep the population-count up?  We, the Liberal Gays in this country simply need to take control of all of the violence you Heteros are causing and take away your guns, your bullets, and your spray-bottles of Windex.  (How long will it be before you Heteros crack under the strain of not being able to shoot each other with guns, you’ll start shooting each other with harmful chemicals like Windex?!)

Now I’m going to have to disagree with you on one point, Mr. Ragsdale:  Liberals are connected to pandemics because we need people to be endeared to a big government.  That’s just not right.  Because if you’re going to blame, as Michele Bachmann has, the swine flu being coincidentally linked to President Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter.   First of all, the Swine Flu epidemic of the mid-1970’s didn’t happend under Jimmy Carter, it happened under President Gerald Ford.

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And like Jon Stewart on The Daily Show pointed out: If we’re going to be making coincidences on pandemics & Presidents: George W. Bush gets SARS and the Bird Flu, while Reagan gets AIDS and Ford gets Legionnaires’ Disease!  I’m compelled to think that it’s those Republican conservative Presidents who are endearing the American people towards an over-sized government.

Some of the other plans we liberals have for all of you conservatives out there – well, I could go on.  For example; since it has a long history of wars, deaths and disenfranchisement, those of us who are actively involved with The Gay Agenda have decided to eliminate all religous symbols, and get rid of all of those Holy Bibles you crazy Theists have buried inside of your matresses and hiden inside Mock Apple pies you’ve been baking.  We know where you’ve been hiding those Qur’ans, those Bibles, and we can eliminate a great deal of murcury particles being released into the atmosphere if we simply stopped burning fossil fuels and began heating our homes and our brothels by burning your Holy Literature.

Since your ministers and your priests will already be converted to Homosexuality by that time, the rest of you people, Bob, will make an easy conversion to “Everything Gay”.  Including that pinky finger that will automatically pop-out everytime you sip on a wine cooler.  We know where you live Bob – Just sit tight and the Lesbian Liberation Army will be banging on your front door anytime now.  And remember:  Once the Lesbian Liberation Army begins banging on your front door – it’ll be just a few days before some hairy-chested guy will be banging at your “back door”!

Metric: Help, I'm AliveYa, know… the only thing dumber than someone who’d write a letter to the Star Tribune that is this petrified, this stupid, this horribly intimidated – is the fact that the Star Tribune printed the piece of crap letter in the first place!  I can’t figure out who’s dumber: Bob Ragsdale – or the cartoons over at the Star Tribune who printed it for public consumption!!

Daschle steps down, Health Care in America takes another hit

tdaschleHow long does this country live without effective healthcare?  Apparently healthcare in America is on-hold until the Republicans decide it’s time.   Which of course, means “Never”.

Amid all the shouting and complaining from the Republicans in Congress about his nomination, Senator Daschle has decided to withdraw.  Leaving President Obama and the American people to go back to the drawing board to find a new HHS Secretary.

Daschle has been battling for his nomination since it was disclosed he failed to pay more than $120,000 in taxes.

Daschle, in his statement, said he’s withdrawing because he’s not a leader who has the full faith of Congress and will be a distraction.

Earlier today;FruitFly21

Republican Sen. Jim DeMint on Tuesday called for President Obama to withdraw the nomination of Tom Daschle for health and human services secretary, becoming the first senator to say that the former majority leader’s tax problems are disqualifying.

DeMint told FOX News that Daschle’s failure to pay $134,000 in federal taxes reflects a “problem with integrity” that the government cannot afford to tolerate.

“It’s very unfortunate with Tom Daschle that this has occurred, but the president needs to lead. He needs to step in here and he needs to withdraw this nomination,” the South Carolina Republican said.

DeMint said he came to that conclusion after it became “obvious” that Daschle knew about the tax problems long before his nomination and did nothing to make it right.

“The average American would likely face criminal charges with tax evasion of this size, yet he did not address the issue until he was nominated,” he said.

The last sentance is “the Tell” that DeMint should have enough character to avoid.  You don’t need to snot all over the guy with a Boogey-Boogey comment.  The guy goofed up on his taxes, big freaking deal.  The fact that he apologized for the screw-up and then simply paid the tax then what’s the problem?  It isn’t like he was a Republican who ran sweatshops in Saipan and forced abortions on young women who were lured into those sweatshops.   I never saw Senator DeMint sputtering aboutwidth= “facing criminal charges” when Senator David Vitter (R-LA) dragged his wife out front and center (wearing a tight leopard-print dress) apologizing for being getting wrapped up in a diaper by the DC Madam just days after Hurricane Katrina and thousands of fellow Louisanan’s were drowned in the drink.   Where was Senator DeMint’s concern about facing criminal charges when Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) was caught being a Potty Pervert in the Twin Cities Intl Airport?  DeMint and the rest of the GOP have squandered this issue at the expense of Health Care in this country because Daschle’s “tax problem” wasn’t nearly as bad as any of their own.

Well, let’s take a look-see here:

  • President Obama:  75% Approve and 22% Unapprove
  • Congressional GOP: 24% Approve and 66% Unapprove
  • The Republican Party: 33% Approve and 58% Unapprove

FruitFly 6It look’s like we’ll gain more seats in 2010 if they keep this up!  In the meantime, our Emergency Rooms will continue to overflow, more and more people will lose their health care benefits as they’re laid off  and health care will continue skyrocket in costs.

To paraphrase Ol’ Ross Perot on NAFTA: “We’ll hear a giant sucking sound out of Congress in 2010, and it’ll be those Republican Dust-Bunnies that we’ll be getting rid of them once and for all.”