Caribou Barbie Caught Looting!

Here’s a trophy governor for ya!fruitfly21

The Associated Press is reporting that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who is to resign Sunday, may have violated ethics rules by accepting donations to rebut several ethics complaints.

AP writes that a July 14 report by an investigator for the state Personnel Board alleges that Palin is securing unwarranted benefits and receiving improper gifts through the Alaska Fund Trust, set up by supporters.

The investigator says there is probable cause to believe Palin used or attempted to use her official position for personal gain because she authorized the creation of the trust as the “official” legal defense fund. Palin says she owes more than $500,000 in legal bills.

Maybe she’s talking the money because she needs new clothes! Maybe she’s taking that cash because her current hairdresser wasn’t nearly as good as the one the GOP hired for her!

The Wasilla Hillbillies are moving out of Alaska’s Governors mansion and I’m guessing they’ll take the furniture, the blinds, the rugs and the china with them. What isn’t nailed down, will be gone.

…They’ll leave the silverware because that needs polished once in a while. Besides, who needs to work when there’s more looting to be done?

Governor Quitter’s Twitter Page

From Governor Quitter’s Twitter Page:

Today,try this: “Act in accordance to your conscience -risk- by pursuing larger vision in opposition to popular, powerful pressure”-unknown

None of them make any sense!
Maybe she’s mistaking Twitter for a fortune cookie-making machine. Next week, I’ll see:

“Run as fast as you can today, your friends will miss you even more tomorrow.”

Is she trying to pass herself off as some kind of deep-thinking Buddhist monk?

Trump to Prejean: “You’re Fired” -She Blames The Gays!

Pathetic little trollop…

Holier-Than-Thou California beauty queen, Carrie Prejean got a phone call from Billy Bush live on his radio show and asked her if she had heard: “Trump fired you!”  Prejean turns on the shock and stunned act bragging it up that she’s been getting along so well with everybody.

So what’s the problem?  The Gays!  Hooray!

At 3:25 marker, Prejean saysvomit:

I’ve been coooperating with them, I don’t see why…you know– I don’t see why this is hapening.  This is the first I’ve heard of it.  It’s just because of my answer…I think. [a-huh] None of this would have been happening right now if I just said; “Yeah! Gays should get married!  You’re right Perez Hilton!

What a vacuous thing to say.

From Keith Lewis, the chairman of the pageant said on the subject:

“…contract violations including Ms. Prejean’s unwillingness to make appearances on behalf of the Miss California USA organization,”

She didn’t make the appearances that were expected of her.  Lewis added:

“Since that time it has become abundantly clear that Carrie is unwilling to fulfill her obligations under our contract and work together,” Lewis’ statement continued.

I don’t see anywhere in this text where Donald Trump or Keith Lewis saying: “She doesn’t believe gays should get married… so we fired her!!”  If you see it in the text – please point it out!

fruitfly21Here’s “The Donald”:

“I told Carrie she needed to get back to work and honor her contract with the Miss California USA Organization and I gave her the opportunity to do so,” Trump said his statement. “Unfortunately it just doesn’t look like it is going to happen and I offered Keith my full support in making this decision. Carrie is a beautiful young woman and I wish her well as she pursues other interests.”

Hrmm… No mention of “the gays” in that statement!

Gossip-Rag “TMZ” reports that Trump blabbed to them:

Trump told us Carrie refused to appear at around 30 events on behalf of Miss California USA. He says Prejean was contractually bound to appear and she just wouldn’t do it. He doesn’t think her attitude has anything to do with her politics.

Trump said: “To me she was the sweetest thing. Everyone else — she treated like [sic] poop.”

Once again, when these religious nuts fail to do their jobs and they’re dismissed or fired – it’s always that thin-skinned response: “It must be about my religious views…I’m always being persecuted because I love Jesus!”

Fruit says: “No…It’s because you didn’t do your freaking job!!!

TMZ has a collection of emails from “Jesus Friendly” Carrie Prejean where she’s worded a butt-load of  nasties to the California USA board. Trust me:  Her language isn’t so “Jesus Friendly”.  Carrie Prejean is a foul-mouth two-bit whore.  But, that’s just my opinion.

 width=The entire scene is a drama-moment that Carrie Prejean and the religious homophobes created in an effort to make herself as a “fall-guy” for martyrdom (from the beauty-queen industry).  Only problem was that they decided on the stupidest, lazy-assed blond-haired bimbo as their weapon of choice.

Prejean’s attorney, Charles Limandri, is the General Counsel for NOM, the “National Organization of Marriage”. This is the same group that produced the short-lived viral videos on YouTube with alleged actors playing frightend citizens who were (allegedly) “terrified” of “gay marriage”.

This whole thing is a drama-moment choreographed and published by the religiously-insane. I smell Phyllis Schaffley’s musty old crotch everywhere in this story as much as she was involved with John McCain’s decision to pick Sarah Palin as a veep.

h/t Perez Hilton

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We’re told Prejean is trying to use Limandri to help her negotiate her contract with the Miss Universe Organization so she can make unauthorized public appearances with whomever she wants. (*cough cough NOM)

click here for Mr. Limandri’s latest rant on hating “The Gays”.