Found in Michele Bachmann’s diary: 10/18/07

Dear DiaryWOOOO! DEAR daiREE!! I am trying to stay focus long enough to relish this moment in time…. It’s a great time for our great Deveined Leader George W Bush and all of us at the G OH-PEEEE.. I just love it…. TEN-MILLION little kids without health care and I don’t CARE!!!!! WOOOOO!!! WOOH!!

Marcus is still dwnstairs drinking and party and I had to slip away and write a few notes to relish the momment. I had to pee anyway and WOOOO!!!! I have been drinking earlier with John Kline, Steve Chabot, Dave Camp, John Mica and the rest of us who voted agnst the SCHP bill and we all WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both Denny Hastert and Jerry Weller are both from Illinois and are both leaving the House of Representatives…BUT THEY DECIDED TO STICK AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO KILL A FEW MORE KIDS! AHAHAHAAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAAH AHHAHAHAHH HAHAHAHAH

My buddy Virgil Goode of Virgnya climb up on a chair and shouted with beer splinning all over him shouting BETTER THAN SOCIAlized MEDICIDNE IS NO MEDICIDNE !!! Or something like that…

HAHAAHAH! HAHAHAH!!

 

Drunk PartyTHAt stupid SCHIP program is dead! We won!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOO!!!!!! Theyre all yellin downstares partying WOOOOO!!!Those nastly little kids can die for all I care. Let them all go to Hell… I don’t care about them. Ive been say LET JESUS SORT EM OUT! I found my SUV keys underneath my chair.

I think Lindsay Roberts is calling me and I can’t find my Iphon…

HELLO!?!! oh wait… hang on…

WOOHOOOOO!! Lindsay Roberts called and told me that she was goin to let me haveone of her boytoys she texstss messegases all of the time. H’es sonly 15 but he has HEALTH INSURANCE! HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA AT least he won’t die on me HAHAHAHAH!

We killed that SCHIP and that little Graeme Frost little kidBethany whooo?!??! AHAHHAHA!!!

Nancy Pilosi haha Pilosi was so not happy and she was trying to…PiLOSI Librals!! HAHAHAHAHA and aall of GAYS TOO!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA I HATE THOSE CHIKLDREN!@!!!!!! Let em all die! hahahahaha!!FruitFly

Oh tank y jesus…. we kan kill em if theyr born bad and if htey get sick and if htey rgrow up we’ll kill em in iraq…. HAHAHA

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WE WON!! HAHA!