Michele Bachmann: Homophobe, McCarthyite…Convict?!

We can all hope Bachmann gets thrown into jail.  All we have left to do is wait for the 2010 Consensu to come knocking on her door.  As noted by the internationally famed “Two Putt Tommy” over at the Minnesota Progressive Project, Bachmann blabs her mouth off on Sun Myung Moon’s radio show and says:

BACHMANN: The mother lode of all data information will be from the Census. … Unfortunately, the Census data has become very intricate, very personal, a lot of the questions that are asked. I know for my family, the only question we will be answering is how many people are in our home. We won’t be answering any information beyond that, because the Constitution doesn’t require any information beyond that.

fruitfly21And what does the United States Constitution say about taking a Census and how Americans are reuired to participate?  Why, let’s run over to the US Supreme Court Center and ask them, shall we?

Congress has expanded the scope of the census by including not only the free persons in the States, but also those in the territories, and by requiring all persons over eighteen years of age to answer an ever-lengthening list of inquiries concerning their personal and economic affairs. This extended scope of the census has received the implied approval of the Supreme Court*, and is one of the methods whereby the national legislature exercises its inherent power to obtain the information necessary for intelligent legislative action.

What “patriotism” does Bachmann display when the Census Takers arrive at her front door and she opens and says:

“There’s only three people living here – Good Bye!”

..And then slams the door in their face?  That’s what she’s threatening to do!

Elvis Presley: Jailhouse RockWhat a pathetic stunt for an American citizen, let alone a Congresswoman to pull.  Even making threats like that reveals out arrogant she is, let alone contemptible for our country.   These pigs who are thumbing their noses at our country is out of control.   If she pulls that off, like she’s claiming to do – I think she should be shown Martha Stewart’s old jail-cell at Alderson Federal Prison Camp (a.k.a. ” Camp Cupcake”) and let her take classes on decoupage and paper mache.

Compassionate Republicans: The Rat

From Think Progress:

Unemployment in South Carolina reached 11 percent in February, a “dramatic increase from January’s 10.3 percent.” Five counties in the state face more than 20 percent unemployment, with the highest, Allendale County, at 23.4 percent. Even as he is being warned about enusing “chaos,” Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC) continues his efforts to block $700 million in federal stimulus aid to the state, a move that could result in at least 4,700 teachers and prison guards being laid off.

The governor of South Carolina would prefer voters in his great state to remain destitute and without jobs in exchange of super-funds from the Federal Government.  Do I understand that thought correctly?!

American (South Carolina families) have garnished enough value that they have collectively become financially worthy of Republican political gain.

and..

American labor (in South Carolina) has become available (sold / auctioned-off)  for the highest prostitution political bidder.

Because if I’m tracking – and I just have to ask: What’s the difference between this kind of brute force dictatorship here in the USA and that of other dictatorships like President Charles Ghankay Taylor, Mobutu (Sese Seko) of Congo or Robert Mugabe?

To repeat :

“Even as he is being warned about enusing “chaos,” Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC) continues his efforts to block $700 million in federal stimulus aid to the state, a move that could result in at least 4,700 teachers and prison guards being laid off.”

I beg your pardon, but these are Americans living in South Carolina – and their Governor (Mark Sanford) would happily throw his citizenry into despot poverty in exchange for political prosperity?

At 11% unemployment, this political dictator Governor Mark Sanford would happily ignore financial assistance in exchange for the deft approval from the Rush Limbaugh Fan Club.

Pray tell: What happened to the alleged “Compassionate Republican?”

Did he get voted out of office?!?FruitFly 6

The Republican Party is a social disease – They don’t care about your job, they don’t care about your coupon-clippings.  And they certainly don’t care about that knock-off label clothing allowance that you’re currently spending at Myrvins and Kohls!

For God’s Sakes – Please: Don’t kiss the Republicans!

Dear GOP: Eat me!

Watching Republicans lick their wounds is sweet. This from the folks over at Think Progress:

Since his (CNBC’s Jim Cramer)brutal interview with Jon Stewart on Thursday, CNBC host Jim Cramer has largely disappeared from public view. He skipped a planned Friday morning appearance on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, and MSNBC producers were also asked to avoid bringing up the debacle during yesterday’s programming. Today, the Washington Post’s Howard Kurtz hints at the internal turmoil the interview caused, noting that staffers were “furious” with Cramer for failing to defend the network:

Cramer has told colleagues he felt blindsided by Stewart’s hostile approach. But many CNBC staffers were furious with Cramer yesterday for failing to defend the network’s reporting or to criticize Stewart’s video clips as selectively edited or out of context. CNBC declined all interview requests, saying in a statement: “CNBC produces more than 150 hours of live television a week that includes more than 850 interviews in the service of exposing all sides of every critical financial and economic issue. We are proud of our record.

Cramer used an analogy to the college basketball playoffs to depict himself as the underdog. “When you are a Big East team and you are 16th seed in the Western Regional, you just want to leave with your head intact,” he said by e-mail. “When I walked out, I checked in the mirror. It was still attached. So I am thrilled to have been in the tourney.

Watch up to 4:13 – And then you can speed-dial me…

…The GOP catches a black-eye from a comedian — How fragile are these (“Compassionate Conservative”) bullies?!