Secret Young Republicans training compound located!!

First photos are emerging from behind the enemy lines, where their nefarious indoctrination techniques corrupt the innocent minds of America’s youth and prepare them for a life committed to espousing Republican ideology that runs counter to their own self interests!

We all owe a debt of gratitude to the Democratic operatives that have risked their lives to bring us this first haunting photo:

Elephant Slide

Here we can obviously see a seemingly innocent piece of playground equipment that has been twisted by the right-wing propaganda masters into some sort of sick political metaphor…

Undercover operatives for the Democratic Party have told us that Republican parents force their unwilling children up the molded plastic stairs into the GOP’s “Indoctrination Machine.” These children remain inside for up to 48 hours until they are fully processed. The children, once they are completely transformed into a smelly mass of waste material, will eventually tumble down the chute behind the Indoctrination Machine fully prepared to carry-on the Neocon Agenda.

Said one Republican mother after her child was expelled from the Indoctrination Machine: “Oh, he’s still the little stinker he always was….” where she snickered and waddled away.FruitFly

UNICEF, Save the Children and Sally Struthers have begun nationwide media campaigns to save these poor little children before they’ve become indoctrinated into the little GOP shit’s that’s expected of each and every one of them. So please: If you can give anything, please give to Sally Struther’s Christian Children’s Fund. Because Jesus, and only Jesus could love these little Turds.

I found it on Bartcop Nation… So it must be true!

Another GOP Rat to Jump Ship

Rats sinking ShipKos has picked up a very short story from Louisville’s Courier- Journal that that Congressman Ron Lewis (KY-2nd CD) is stepping down. Lewis was another Republican that was swept into office during the GOP Hey Day’s of the ’90’s.

U.S. Rep. Ron Lewis, the Republican who was the first wave of the 1990s Republican Revolution, has withdrawn from his reelection campaign.

His chief of staff Dan London and State Sen. Brett Guthrie, of Bowling Green, have filed to replace him.

Guthrie said he heard rumors over the weekend that Lewis would pull out and prepared his filing papers just in case.

London, through a spokesman, said he would have a statement later.

More to come.

Wiki lists all of the Republicans in the US House of Representatives who are ditching ship due to Jack Abramoff scandals, taking bribes or simply realizing that screwing the American public wasn’t nearly as much fun as it used to be. Twenty-Eight of them so far, and I’m expecting more in the next two or three months. (If they wait too long, they won’t leave enough time for their fellow mooks to get a campaign together.)

In the US Senate, the GOP has 22 chairs to defend, which is just shy of 25% while the Dems have only 12. Of the GOP’s defense, five Republicans are retiring with a sixth chair (Roger Wicker R-MS) hotly disputed. (That chair was vacated by Trent Lott (R-MS) who ditched the Senate so he could be a scum-sucking lobbyist last month.) The seventh chair, “the wild-card” is Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK) who is expected to either resign or be carted off to jail for taking bribes.Yin Yang

Stevens departure would make the perfect Yin for 25% in the US Senate to resign and the Yang for 25% with Lewis in the House.

FruitFlyA crappy war in Iraq, another crappy war in Afghanistan, a housing market crises, a broken Department of Justice, a crappy economy and a President of the United States who has the diction of a third grader… <sigh> It’s going to be a banner 2008 election for the Dems.

Senator Lott Leaves – Enlists with Lobby-Scum Brigade

Trent LottTrent Lott (R-MS) has a deadline looming ahead of him: January 1st.

Earlier this year, the Democrats changed the law regulating lobbyists in Congress. There used to be a “time-out” period of one year for a member of Congress to leave and return as a scum-sucking lobbyist. The Democrats changed all of that by extending it to two years, enough time for at least one election cycle to pass through.

A law kicks in on January 1 that forbids lawmakers from lobbying for two years after leaving office. Those who leave by the end of 2007 are covered by the previous law, which demands a wait of only one year.

Lott, known most for his 2002 comments at racist/bigoted Republican Senator Strom Thurmond’s birthday. During the celbration, Lott noted that if Thurmond’s presidential election campaign would have succeeded, “we wouldn’t have had all of problems”; referencing the Civil Rights era, women’s rights and GLBT rights success over the past forty years. Sounds preposterous, I know. But the Senator isn’t the only Republican who feels that way. Michelle Malkin, who is an Asian American her self, ridicules Asian Americans by complaining that they stupidly vote Democrat and they smell like “stinky tofu”. Her foul-mouthed tranny sister Ann Coulter would agree, she believes women are too stupid to know how to vote and they should have their right to vote taken away!

Ahh, bliss. With the racism, sexism and their boiling cauldron of hate, it truly is no wonder why the GOP is so unpopular these days.FruitFly

Lott, beating out the January 1 deadline, is going to join the ranks of Jack Abramoff as a lobbyist trying to win the hearts and minds of a Democratically controlled Congress in 2009.