Fruit Fly News Bulletin

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Hello, this is Frizzie McBee on Fruit Fly News. This just in, less than one hour ago, Congressman Bob Ney (R-Ohio) has plead guilty to being a very bad man. Our sources say that he will be a Prison Wife for approximately 27 months, and that the marriage arrangements have been set up with a fine handsome gentleman named “BOL”, Ohio State Penitentiary prison number 9474523.

Just last month, The Great Fruit Fly, CEO extrodinaire, pointed out that Congressman Ney was the last of the “Scotland Tour” who hasn’t yet been found guilty. This completes the “inner-circle” of Jack Abramoff’s friends who get to take field trips to Scotland on a private Lear as a “personal thank-you” for taking his bribes. This leaves only Ralph Reed (former Executive Director of the Konservative Kristian Koalition, former Lieutenant Governor hopeful-Georgia) who is not going to jail…Yet.

Meanwhile, jailmates everywhere have been breaking out in riots, fighting over whether or not they’ll get to take turns with the Congressman. Nuptual visits for those visits outside of the penetentiary have not been clarified, but those cellmates inside the pententiary have already begun to lining up the “pecker-order”.

Bol Johnston, Congressman Ney’s future prison-husband, stated that he was excited to receive his new wife. Johnston, found guilty of killing kittens and running over little old ladies, has stated that Congressman Ney will be his fifth wife in his current nine year prison sentance.

Johnston said; “I saw him on the TV in the rec room and he looks like he’s got a real purty mouth. That’s what’s important… if they got a purty mouth, then I’m very excited.”

Mrs. Ney, meanwhile, has offered the Congressman her complete collection of cosmetics. “He’s going to need my support in everyway, I’m excited for the opportunity to help. He’s really a wonderful husband when he’s not taking bribes drinking.

Tune into Fruit Fly News during our evening broadcast for more information this story and other news. Thank you for watching, my name is Frizzie McBee.

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I Voted!

Go Keith Ellison – and congradulations! Actually, all of my favorite Dems won in today’s primary except for Keith. I voted for Ember Reichgott Junge because of her work for the GLBT Community and pushing for the equal rights laws in Minnesota. (I thought the GLBT should have followed suit as well – but that’s them and not me. I’m perfect in everyway, thank you very much.)

But, to saddle up with Keith!?! …I have no problem whatsoever on that. Let’s get Keith packed up and headed toward Washington DC.

Oh! And I had to ad a thought to all of this. I really liked this television ad for Coleen Rowley’s campaign up here in Minnesota. (Yes… And she is the same Colleen Rowley, FBI Agent who ratted out Osama bin Laden’s good friend Zacarias Moussaoui and put that Terrorist Killer in jail right now.)

She’s running against Congressman John Kline (GOP-Bushie) and she’s got a T.V. ad that’s an absolute riot.(Click the picture and you get to watch the ad. Get it??!!)

Oh! And don’t forget: 1.) Rate the video and tell the YouTube folks how much you agree with me: “This is the coolest Primary Election video of all time.” and 2.) to go to Colleen Rowley’s website and donate $.35 and drop an email and tell her “Thanks”. She did her job a heck of a lot better than Bush can do his! At least we have Moussaoui in jail, Bush is letting bin Laden have a nice villa in Waziristan, Pakistan.

The Fruit Fly

 

 

Dear Air America Radio: “Good job guys!”

I heard from my good friend Mags who told me that Mike Malloy was fired (Wednesday). I’m not a huge Mike Malloy fan, but I love Mike’s message, and I have a deep respect for that “commie liberal slime-ball”. When I heard the news I was stunned. I desperately looked for an update on the news and found nothing. The most information I found out about his termination from AAR was on Mike Malloy’s website, as well as on Wikipedia.

Bartcop had my best update about Mike Malloy’s termination. (ht).

Earlier today, I’m listening to Randi Rhodes and she’s yelling about racism within CBS for allowing that reality show Survivor and pulling the race-card. The show is doing that “team-grouping” based on race and Randi’s ticked off because racism in the 2006 is worse than Royal Bush Manure. And yet, it was only the day before when I was talking to my good friend Cappadonna who complained about the fact that Air America has no African-American radio hosts.

So now I’m confused. I don’t know what to look up listen on YouTube!!!

a.) AAR – You guys are a bunch of jerks and Randi Rhodes is a hypocrite ! <- Yeah, I said it and I’ll say it again! That makes me want to listen to Alanis Morrissette’s “Isn’t it Ironic?“.

b.) Or perhaps I’m better off focusing on Mike Malloy and thinking positive things and listen to some Tom Petty’s Refugee.

So, there ya go…I’ve decided. Go and grab something cold and watch Tom Petty’s song Refugee along with me and at the end of the video – raise your beer, your Diet Coke, your mocha-latte or whatever the heck is in your hand and join me in a a toast to Mike Malloy!!

Here’s to you Mike… My best to you and yours! Cheers!