WBC To Protest “Fag” Michael Jackson Memorial

This is gonna rawk…

In case you’re unaware – Westboro Baptist Chuch is the “God Hates Fags” group out of Kansas.  The church as only 80-odd members, most of whom are related to Fred Phelps in some form or another.  Two, maybe three of his own children have disowned him, the remaining children are all lame-suck attorneys.

The game-plan is always the same for these douche-bags.  If anybody lays a finger on them – their attorneys are filing lawsuits against everybody – including the Jackson family and the Staples Center.

The answer to the situation is simple: Arrest these A-holes before some 200,000 Michael Jackson fans bear down on the entire group and give all of them a colonoscopy with one of their “God Hates Fags” signs.

Watching LAPD underestimate the furor these massive crowds are going to ventilate against this tiny little band of hate mongers would be sweet.  More than likely, none of them would survive to file their lawsuits and we’ll all be the better for it.  I’m not going to advocate murdering these douchebags, although it would be deserved.  I’m just imagining the chaos that would result if someone isn’t paying attention.  Calling Michael Jackson a “Fag” following the Prop 8 aftermath just makes for some really bad mo-jo.

Pam gets the street-creds for spotting it.

Brutal: Sarah Palin Gets Job Offer Picking Lettuce.

Always packing that North American and Eskimo hospitality; DailyKos’ Waldman adds:

Best of luck to you in whatever you do next, Sarah. Rumor has it that you quit for an offer of $50 an hour to go pick lettuce in Yuma for the whole season. But I think you can’t do it, my friend.

She can pick lettuce; She can pick cabbage, spinach and she can pick her nose!  Financially; Alaskans are to the US Federal Budget as to your local illegal-alien who’s busing your table in Oxnard, CA.

Joe Scarborough: Let The Gays Get Married – Anywhere Else But My Neighborhood!

This is the new face of the Republican Party: “Make the appearance that you’re accepting of gay marriage…But not really”.

The video is less than a minute and when asked what he thought if gays could marry in his homestate of Florida he stops and mutters: “Well, that’s a little too close to home.”

P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C

The GOP: It’s in a death-spiral and for them – Denial is indeed…a river in Egypt.

Bite me Joe! Don’t you have a dead intern in your office still rotting away or something?!? Oh wait…I forgot – you’re teaching classes on how to cover-up a murder and come out smelling like a rose! Dismiss the coroner, and replace him with a campaign donor and suddenly, you’re the pretty-boy on MSNBC!

Baptist Pastor Practice (It’s a Gay Fest Without the Drag-Queens)

I had to take some “time-out” time with Jesus’ General and catch up on what that liberal-Communist has been posting on his very heterosexual blog-site.  It’s been a tough-week.

Fortunately for me; I usually don  a crucifix around my neck before my visitations with The General.  Also typical, I leave with a scalding hot shower complete with sulphuric acid bath,  and a quick rinse of glycerin purchased from plastic surgeons selling human fat-tissue in the back ally-ways of Malibu, California.

Check out his “Baptist Pastor” series.

This “Holy Dipshit” is so anti-abortion and so “pro-life” that not only will he kick the ass of any false profit from his living room, he’ll actually finish up his 2-minute sermon with a prayer to God Almighty to kill any false-prophet and send that person’s soul to a permenant damnation in Hell.  (…Because God is Love, and Jesus was a pascifist, of course!  That’s just how his “Holy Trinity” rolls!)

Here’s another Baptist-preacher (freak).  This dude is upset because Pepsi Co., (No More Wire Hangars-Joan Crawford of Mommy Dearest Fame) has donated money to GLAD (Gay, Lesbian Against Defimation).

Pepsi is for queers?  Stop drinking Pepsi because the the company donated $500,000 to a non-profit group?.

Look – you add some vodka to that can of Pepsi and that pissed off Baptist-preacher will have his Underoos pulled down around his ankles  faster than Miss Piggy could find a can of Vasaline and Kermit could pop a handful of Cialis.  The whole image is so gay, I’m expecting someone to show up in the camera-shot and offer me a brown-paper bag to stowe my clothes and join the homo-orgy.

Even the crazy-voices behind the camera exuberate homo-eroticsm. It’s a testosterone overdoes of Crazy.

And finally, a photo that was obviously posted by Senator John McCain (R-AZ) sometime around last-Mothers Day that bears mentioning:

I love it!  “Mom and Rubbers”!

Cucumbers and dill.

Basil and tomato.

Pizza and Beer.

Mom and Condoms.

Who really needed to go there?  Seriously.

Al Franken Wins!

Ripped from the front page of the Minnesota Supreme Courts:

In the Matter of the Contest of the General Election held on November 4, 2008, for the purpose of electing a United States Senator from the State of Minnesota, Cullen Sheehan and Norm Coleman, contestants, Appellants vs. Al Franken,
contestee, Respondent.

Ramsey County.
1. Appellants did not establish that, by requiring proof that statutory absentee voting standards were satisfied before counting a rejected absentee ballot, the trial court’s decision constituted a post-election change in standards that violates substantive due process.
2. Appellants did not prove that either the trial court or local election officials violated the constitutional guarantee of equal protection.
3. The trial court did not abuse its discretion when it excluded additional evidence.
4. Inspection of ballots under Minn. Stat. § 209.06 (2008) is available only on a showing that the requesting party cannot properly be prepared for trial without an inspection. Because appellants made no such showing here, the trial court did not err in denying inspection.
5. The trial court did not err when it included in the final election tally the election day returns of a precinct in which some ballots were lost before the manual recount.
Affirmed. Per Curiam.
Took no part, Chief Justice Eric J. Magnuson and Justice G. Barry Anderson.

Kinda-Sleazy Norm Coleman (R-Lost) got smoked.
(c/posted over on that Minnesota Progressive Project blog.)

Mark Sanford: Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina.

The 40th Anniversary of Gay Pride: Green Frogs, Fat Pink Pigs and the “Holy Sanctity of Marriage”

If you enjoyed this post, then you’re gayer than I am.

Patricia McKinney Is a Witch-Doctor – Without the Ph.D. in Witch

She admits her ignorance in spirituality.  And she willingly admits her lack of education in spirituality.  What she’s willing to admit is her defense against her own self-designed cult-movement against The Gays.

She has no defense against the Gay Community, and admits it freely, and she’s willing to pin gay teen to the floor with her own husband’s foot at the boy’s throat in an effort to proclaim her title as a “prophetess”.

This teenager has been abused – because Patricia McKinney demands that we call her “Profit-ess”

A short-recap:

Patricia McKinney coerced her “flock” to pin a teenaged boy to the floor in an effort to cast out an alleged “homosexual demon”.

Surprsied by the public reaction that wasn’t positive (www.godhatesfags.com), “Profitsess McKinney” made her own executive dicision to cut the video from YouTube by claiming that her original “exorcism” was “copywrited”.

Meanwhile – Profetess Do-Stupid was eager to run out and snap her fingers that she wasn’t a hate-monger against the Gay Community -  But she was simply a drug addict, a low-life and a little bit confused.

The Perfect Stocking-Stuffer in a Tough Economy

Why – It’s perfect!

What a deal!!
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TMZ Has Just Reported: Michael Jackson Has Just Died

TMZ is reporting that the King of Pop and just passed away from cardiac arrest. From TMZ:

“We’ve just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.

A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived.

Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.

We’re told one of the staff members at Jackson’s home called 911.

La Toya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.

Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II.”

Who would’ve thought that Elizabeth Taylor would outlive that husband too?